*mad!* My girlfriend just laid there during sex last night...

[alien amp pharm]

and totally ruined the mood. Stupid ho.

Here's a pic of her. I'm bitch slapping that bitch when I get home today.

 

[eat big]

At least her kitty doesn't stink.

She can't talk either and can't say 'no'.

She's perfect.

 

[Lestat]

I knew this thread was a joke when the title said you had a girlfriend.

 

[redguru]

and totally ruined the mood. Stupid ho.

Here's a pic of her. I'm bitch slapping that bitch when I get home today.

Dude, even she would reject you.

 

[Raina]

Well even if she was a real girl she'd probably lay still because she wouldn't feel anything.

 

[nycgirl]

Hmmm. Maybe she was hoping you would hurry up and get off.

 

[jnevin]

I had that shit happen last week. Fuggin sucked.

 

[Deterass]

I knew this thread was a joke when the title said you had a girlfriend.

LMAO!

 

[redguru]

He'd go to an EF meetup with seven of his "girlfriends" and still not get any.

 

[medicj]

maybe u should explore other options....lol.