*mad!* My girlfriend just laid there during sex last night...

[alien amp pharm]

At least her kitty doesn't stink.

She can't talk either and can't say 'no'.

She's perfect.

True, but she always has that "cuddle" look in her eyes. It gets to me everytime.

 

[rnch]

lil' aap............you did a fine job with the patch kit.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I knew this thread was a joke when the title said you had a girlfriend.

Ha! Good one, Seinfeld.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Dude, even she would reject you.

Well that's something that you and her DON'T have in common.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Well even if she was a real girl she'd probably lay still because she wouldn't feel anything.

My girlfriend is not that loose!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Hmmm. Maybe she was hoping you would hurry up and get off.

That is what chicks like, isn't it?

 

[redguru]

Well that's something that you and her DON'T have in common.

Well, I wish you'd have told me that your shit didn't taper, I'd have went for some less sloppy booty.

 

[alien amp pharm]

maybe u should explore other options....lol.

**E-flirt alert!!!**^^^^^^

 

[TC2]

True, but she always has that "cuddle" look in her eyes. It gets to me everytime.

You misspelled "chloroform".

 

[beastboy]

I'm allegeric to those...I found out the hard way.