*mad!* My girlfriend just laid there during sex last night...

[Paulos]

You almost had me going...You getting a girlfriend and/or laid. LOL, good one bro.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I have been here and there, and pretty much everywhere else. I actually have started back with school so been busy and crap. Plus, I donate my time over at the senior citizens home. It's hard but rewarding work. I'm lying but I bet you were all impressed for like 2.675 seconds.

Not really. You lost me at "I".

 

[Nathan]

Not really. You lost me at "I".

Still a jerk I see.

 

[OMEGA]

I knew this thread was a joke when the title said you had a girlfriend.

HAHAHA!

 

[BileStew]

This thread is like watching highlights of Joan Rivers undergoing a dermabrasion.

 

[redguru]

This thread is like watching highlights of Joan Rivers undergoing a dermabrasion.

WOw, you can watch that without welding goggles?

 

[alien amp pharm]

This thread is like watching highlights of Joan Rivers undergoing a dermabrasion.

Eewwee dude, are you admitting to getting aroused?

 

[BileStew]

Eewwee dude, are you admitting to getting aroused?

Hey, if it passes the time.

And whose torso/midsection is that in your sig?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Hey, if it passes the time.

And whose torso/midsection is that in your sig?

HabitualHoochie's

 

[Snypr]

My girl is real, and probably moves less than yours.