Anal Sex

[SoKlueles]

Here's a suggestion....take a HUGE dildo and shove it in your butt. It will prob hurt like hell at first and maybe even bleed, but you will eventually (maybe after 5-6 attempts) figure out how to get something over 4 inches in your ass. When you figure it out on yourself, then advise your girl how to do it.
So in other words, do it to yourself then to it to her....100$ says you will be over your anal obession.
Boys and their obession with ass.....it's so gay!

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[SoKlueles]

if she cant do it, she cant do it
and anal sex isnt something you can just decide to do one day and someone not get hurt

 

[blueta2]

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I was being a wise "guy" ;-)

 

[H_T_]

Here's a suggestion....take a HUGE dildo and shove it in your butt. It will prob hurt like hell at first and maybe even bleed, but you will eventually (maybe after 5-6 attempts) figure out how to get something over 4 inches in your ass. When you figure it out on yourself, then advise your girl how to do it.
So in other words, do it to yourself then to it to her....100$ says you will be over your anal obession.
Boys and their obession with ass.....it's so gay!

will that work!?!?! i'm going to the Dildo Outlet right now!

 

[blueta2]

will that work!?!?! i'm going to the Dildo Outlet right now!

Make sure you stock up ;-)

 

[H_T_]

Make sure you stock up ;-)

should i get the Intimidator or the Wascally Wabbit?

 

[blueta2]

should i get the Intimidator or the Wascally Wabbit?

Get the ASSimulator!

 

[H_T_]

Get the ASSimulator!

they were out of XL butt plugs....

 

[blueta2]

they were out of XL butt plugs....

I'm sorry to hear that......well you can always try a baseball bat ;-)

 

[Wulfgar]

Send her over to that wulfgar guy - he will break it in for ya, but dont kiss her afterwards.

best quote EVER!!!