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Now I have to wonder what its like to jerk on in a sauna. Damn it one more thing to add to the bucket list.
gym sauna etiquette question for straight guys...
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Official statement as of 08:55 on 09 December 2010: kx250rider will never enter a public sauna again...
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Haha. Sounds like you just need a time and a place to jerk off.
When living with people its hard to do it at home. And it adds way more stress, and quite personally I think if your in that situation. Then you end up putting it off untill either your caught doing it when you just couldnt leave it any longer. Or... when you do find the lonely time, you do it so quickly because its the only time your going to get to enjoy it and you wanna be lighten candels and pouring milk over yourself! Your like a dog in the woods mate. This is the prime reason why most guys cant hold it for more then 3 minutes.
I take the time when i feel it coming on to find a place in the bush. Im lucky enough to live in Australia where in rural areas its quite easy to find somewhere hidden away from anyone catching you. There i take the time to enjoy myself and even practice abit of Tantra. Damn Fucking mosquitoes are a pain in the ass though. Your like fighting them off your cock as your trying to do your buisness. For some reason they'd rather land there, then anywhere else on my arms or someshit.
All in all... For those who think its fucked up to be wacking off in the bush. Heres what i say to you. I dont streak around in the nude... and i dont hope someone will catch me or anything like that. Its just simple outdoor masturbation. Fuck off!
When living with people its hard to do it at home. And it adds way more stress, and quite personally I think if your in that situation. Then you end up putting it off untill either your caught doing it when you just couldnt leave it any longer. Or... when you do find the lonely time, you do it so quickly because its the only time your going to get to enjoy it and you wanna be lighten candels and pouring milk over yourself! Your like a dog in the woods mate. This is the prime reason why most guys cant hold it for more then 3 minutes.
I take the time when i feel it coming on to find a place in the bush. Im lucky enough to live in Australia where in rural areas its quite easy to find somewhere hidden away from anyone catching you. There i take the time to enjoy myself and even practice abit of Tantra. Damn Fucking mosquitoes are a pain in the ass though. Your like fighting them off your cock as your trying to do your buisness. For some reason they'd rather land there, then anywhere else on my arms or someshit.
All in all... For those who think its fucked up to be wacking off in the bush. Heres what i say to you. I dont streak around in the nude... and i dont hope someone will catch me or anything like that. Its just simple outdoor masturbation. Fuck off!
why not do it in the shower where there are no mosquitoes?
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you can do it during the 5 minutes you leave your conditioner on lolBecause it saves water!
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???you can do it during the 5 minutes you leave your conditioner on lol
Geese why are you so keen for me to whack off in the shower
Well theres other reasons then just the practile use of saving water.Im not sure wether you know this, but when sperm gets mixed with water it becomes this very rubbery like substances that roles itself into balls and gets caught on the hairs of your legs n arms. You can pick it out easy enough but its just a pain when i find myself trying to rub it down into the drain.
The other thing as well, and yes ive taken the time to scope this one out. Its actually quite noticeable when you do it the shower. Like for instance the timing and sound of the water is very rythmic, and the silence of singing is also another indication, sometimes it gets to a shy whistle to try and hide the fact that im probably fucking off. Lol
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Geese why are you so keen for me to whack off in the shower
Im not sure wether you know this, but when sperm gets mixed with water it becomes this very rubbery like substances that roles itself into balls and gets caught on the hairs of your legs n arms. You can pick it out easy enough but its just a pain when i find myself trying to rub it down into the drain.
The other thing as well, and yes ive taken the time to scope this one out. Its actually quite noticeable when you do it the shower. Like for instance the timing and sound of the water is very rythmic, and the silence of singing is also another indication, sometimes it gets to a shy whistle to try and hide the fact that im probably fucking off. Lol
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I dont care where you do it bro.... but the thought of mosquitoes bugging you was just weird....
