BodyBuilder's Intravenous Portable Machine

[atown777]

you know how they use IV's for people in the hospital that gives them all of their nutrients? Example coma patients sometimes dont eat solid food for years and are sustained thru IV Machines.

What if there were a small portable bodybuilders IV machine that would feed you the exact ratio of nutrients you wanted. pre-packaged stacks could be used if you were bulking or cutting.

Let's say you are cutting, you just order the packs designed for cutting and load those into your portable machine. And all day long you are fed the exact ratio of proteins, carbohydrates and fats, vitamins, amino acids etc... that you want for the training program you are on. you could also set the number of calories to be released into your bloodstream every 2 hours, every 3 hours or whatever you wanted!

No food required! Also no more waking up in the middle of the night to slam a protein shake because you are plugged into your IV all night long while you are sleeping.

You guys get the idea. The only time you would take the machine off is when you were lifting. Of course it would have a needle that would need to be fed into your vein but none of us juicers are scared of needles anyway.

Would this device appeal to anyone?

 

[SpyWizard]

the issue is damage to the veins over time, scaring and what not and the physiological issues associated against blood...

 

[bigjd69]

How about if we feed tuna fish Mayonaise. Sorry couldn't resist!

 

[dabuffguy]

you know how they use IV's for people in the hospital that gives them all of their nutrients? Example coma patients sometimes dont eat solid food for years and are sustained thru IV Machines.

What if there were a small portable bodybuilders IV machine that would feed you the exact ratio of nutrients you wanted. pre-packaged stacks could be used if you were bulking or cutting.

Let's say you are cutting, you just order the packs designed for cutting and load those into your portable machine. And all day long you are fed the exact ratio of proteins, carbohydrates and fats, vitamins, amino acids etc... that you want for the training program you are on. you could also set the number of calories to be released into your bloodstream every 2 hours, every 3 hours or whatever you wanted!

No food required! Also no more waking up in the middle of the night to slam a protein shake because you are plugged into your IV all night long while you are sleeping.

You guys get the idea. The only time you would take the machine off is when you were lifting. Of course it would have a needle that would need to be fed into your vein but none of us juicers are scared of needles anyway.

Would this device appeal to anyone?

Hospitals use a feeding tube to deliver nutrients. They don't inject protein and carbs into your blood stream.

Do you want to walk around choking on a rubber tube all say, and a needle jabbed in your arm?


It's unrealistic. Look at the vast amount of huge and ripped guys over the years. Just use regular means of eating food.

 

[atown777]

why couldnt the nutrients be injected into your arm? Coma patients stay alive in this without eating for years. So although actual proteins, carbs and fats arent injected into their arms, the broken down version is.

 

[joe d]

the feeding tube that i had went in through my gut into my intestines. it delivered pre digested foods. that is how it worked 16 years ago. i lived off of it for 1 and 1/2 months.