sex on a schedule

[hamstershaver]

i always find it best that i tell klu what days in the upcoming week that i will bang her so that there is no confusion on her part and she doesnt try to make a move on me on days that arent pre-scheduled
usually on sundays i will tell her "ok im gonna do you on thursday from 6:00-6:05pm" i tell her 5 minutes to get her hopes up that i will last that long but its really only 2 minutes tops
this way i have time to psyche myself up a day or two in advance for the upcoming event
anyone else do it this way?

 

[Lestat]

that's a good plan, good job on managing expectations.

 

[SoKlueles]

thats ok, the maintenance man was very nice to me today

 

[hamstershaver]

thats ok, the maintenance man was very nice to me today

 

[SoreArms]

you need a copy of Big'uns on the headboard

 

[redguru]

i always find it best that i tell klu what days in the upcoming week that i will bang her so that there is no confusion on her part and she doesnt try to make a move on me on days that arent pre-scheduled
usually on sundays i will tell her "ok im gonna do you on thursday from 6:00-6:05pm" i tell her 5 minutes to get her hopes up that i will last that long but its really only 2 minutes tops
this way i have time to psyche myself up a day or two in advance for the upcoming event
anyone else do it this way?

I hope tonight is on the schedule, because if she has bad dreams, she's redding me tomorrow.

 

[jaded]

No.

I guess you two don't have spontaneous sex then
So what happens when there is a delay or an error in the schedule? Do you make announcements of delays, cancellations, and schedule changes?

 

[spongebob]

no not me im spontaneous. i might be just walking thru the kitchen where the ol lady is doing dishes or something and get the urge to bend her over the counter. this happened many times after her boob job.

 

[aandd]

Sort of. It's a given that we will have sex every morning after he gets off work and after the kids go to bed on the weekends. Wake-him-up blow jobs are not scheduled as they depend on if I can distract the kids long enough to get him off in the afternoons.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i always find it best that i tell klu what days in the upcoming week that i will bang her so that there is no confusion on her part and she doesnt try to make a move on me on days that arent pre-scheduled
usually on sundays i will tell her "ok im gonna do you on thursday from 6:00-6:05pm" i tell her 5 minutes to get her hopes up that i will last that long but its really only 2 minutes tops
this way i have time to psyche myself up a day or two in advance for the upcoming event
anyone else do it this way?

naw, i just call her up the night of, and we do it in her van for an hour or two

although last time all the rocking broke it

 

[SoKlueles]

naw, i just call her up the night of, and we do it in her van for an hour or two

although last time all the rocking broke it

who are u talking about?

 

[HiDnGoD]

who are u talking about?

Polly Carbonate, the plastic babe.

 

[hamstershaver]

no not me im spontaneous. i might be just walking thru the kitchen where the ol lady is doing dishes or something and get the urge to bend her over the counter. this happened many times after her boob job.

your wife does dishes? you are a lucky man

 

[slickdadd]

lol.

hammy has been bringing the funny as of late.

 

[anthrax]

It's the Japanese model of efficiency through planification

But what if there is a good stuff on TV at the same time?
You reschedule your 5 minutes of cardio or you give Klu a free ticket for another ride at her convenience?

 

[evansteve]

lol!


this thread is funny, but i cant imagine it is as funny for Soklu.

 

[Sub-Zero]

who are u talking about?

dont play dumb, its about time people found out our truth

 

[ex0Tic_island_girl]

Bunch of HOrny pPl

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[wootoom]

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[HiDnGoD]

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tALK ABOUT KICKIN' IT.

 

[ziggyziggy]

i always find it best that i tell klu what days in the upcoming week that i will bang her so that there is no confusion on her part and she doesnt try to make a move on me on days that arent pre-scheduled
usually on sundays i will tell her "ok im gonna do you on thursday from 6:00-6:05pm" i tell her 5 minutes to get her hopes up that i will last that long but its really only 2 minutes tops
this way i have time to psyche myself up a day or two in advance for the upcoming event
anyone else do it this way?

No, but I guess that it beats no poontang at all............


Zig

 

[jrlex]

i always find it best that i tell klu what days in the upcoming week that i will bang her so that there is no confusion on her part and she doesnt try to make a move on me on days that arent pre-scheduled
usually on sundays i will tell her "ok im gonna do you on thursday from 6:00-6:05pm" i tell her 5 minutes to get her hopes up that i will last that long but its really only 2 minutes tops
this way i have time to psyche myself up a day or two in advance for the upcoming event
anyone else do it this way?

Jeezzus Hammy, atleast play with her titts for a little..what happend to forplay?
or is that already implemented into the 2 minutes?