penis removal

[supersizeme]

Honestly i have no idea. I can't even begin to comprehend what life would be like when not driven by my penis. It's like trying to comprehend a 5th or 6th dimension. I'd probably spend the remainder of my life in a Steak and Shake booth getting fat because it wouldn't matter anymore. And I'd definitely quit flossing...I hate flossing and really, is my grill that important now that I am no longer chasing tail? No. I'd have a lot of dogs and cats though that's for sure. We all need friends. Were you not going to bid on my penis or did you already have one that your satisfied with??

 

[HumorMe]

All i do is want to put it in various cavities belonging to the opposite gender. i have basically turned into my penis' bitch and i'm less than pleased to be in this subservient role. i believe this penis of mine is also responsible for my breast fixation and causes the focal point of my eyesight to involuntarily gravitate towards the chests of women sporting C cups and above. apparently my penis thinks this is beneficial in some way.

Since you don't have many takers, Omega has a few cavities that need filling and he has gyno! It just might do in your situation.


Vixen

I thought on that thread about penis length, all the women said it was girth that matter not length?

 

[Trance]

Were you not going to bid on my penis or did you already have one that your satisfied with??

I'm OK with the one that lives with me, although it's a little dormant these days.

Pretty soon I'm going to call my fiancee's boss and tell him that if my fiancee has to get up at 6 and work until 7PM one more time, causing him to fall asleep by 9 PM, I am going to bill him for a vibrator.

 

[smallmovesal]

i LOVE you trance.

will you marry me too?

 

[Trance]

Sure. Maybe you can explain the concept of polygamy to my fiancee, and then we can go out and pick up some young studs.

 

[smallmovesal]

Sure. Maybe you can explain the concept of polygamy to my fiancee, and then we can go out and pick up some young studs.

word up!

 

[vixenbabe]

I think I'm winning with the bid of $200.00.....lol, catch that?

Do you accept American Express?

Humor Me......IF my man clicks on this thread...I'll not have to worry about girth or ANY nookey for a long time..I'll be cut off quicker than it takes the average office worker to eat a donut!

 

[needleboy]

Sure. Maybe you can explain the concept of polygamy to my fiancee, and then we can go out and pick up some young studs.

actually polygamy only refers to 1 man with multiple females!

 

[smallmovesal]

this reeks of sexism... where are women allowed to have more than one husband?



Polyamory:
Many loves. Non-monogamy, with an emphasis on honesty and responsibility. A poly relationship is an intimate relationship involving more than two people, whether it is closed or open, long term or temporary. A poly person or polyamorous person is a person in such a relationship or inclined toward being in an intimate relationship with more than one person at a time.

Polyfidelity:
A committed intimate relationship between more than two people. In the strictest sense, it may be a relationship where all parties are equally intimate partners. A polyfide or polyfidelitous person is a person in such a relationship or inclined toward being in such a relationship.

Polygamy:
Date: circa 1591. The practice of having more than one wife at the same time.

Polyandry:
the practice by which a woman is shared between one or more husbands

Polygyny:
the practice by which a man has more than one wife.

 

[HappyScrappy]

technically what supersizeme is referring to would have little to do with his penis and all to do with the testicles - so what he needs is castration (removal of the balls, but leave the penis) and the end result of course being a eunuch (which is funny to me due to his job title).

your penis is not the culprit, but the balls and the hormones they release.

place the blame where it is due.