My sister saw a psychic....

[blueta2]

And she was pretty bang on when she talked about me to my sister.

She said she saw illness, but it will disappear and she said I'm going to be some form of "teacher" from my illness. How crazy is that?!
Now here's the scary part, she said I'm going to be married in a year from now.
Should I kill myself now or turn gay?

 

[calveless wonder]

horseshit

sorry

cold reading techniques are pretty easy to learn

 

[cindylou]

lol - wow.

when i saw one she kinda sucked. She said she saw a ring in my future but gave me no time frame. Duh.

wow - married. Do you have it in you:?

 

[calveless wonder]

i used to run those tricks at parties in high school.

was a pretty fun way to fuck with hoes

 

[blueta2]

horseshit

sorry

cold reading techniques are pretty easy to learn

So are you saying I'm going to stay ill and live on welfare?

;-)

 

[cindylou]

i used to run those tricks at parties in high school.

was a pretty fun way to fuck with hoes

tell me my fortune

 

[blueta2]

lol - wow.

when i saw one she kinda sucked. She said she saw a ring in my future but gave me no time frame. Duh.

wow - married. Do you have it in you:?

no way! The only way I'll ever get married is when I am 80, living in a velevet sweatsuit and too senile to know better.




























That or if Hugh Jackman asks me

 

[ricco561]

And she was pretty bang on when she talked about me to my sister.

She said she saw illness, but it will disappear and she said I'm going to be some form of "teacher" from my illness. How crazy is that?!
Now here's the scary part, she said I'm going to be married in a year from now.
Should I kill myself now or turn gay?

I can't marry you right now.
I don't think my wife would like it.
I could ask and get back to you?

 

[calveless wonder]

tell me my fortune

lol, i could have fun with this but its easy since i already know a bit about you.

it's pretty easy when you're in front of someone. can tell alot about their body language or the way they carry themselves etc.

also the vagueness and probability of things they say is extremely high.

i bet she asked if her sister was older or younger and then deduced that if she wasn't married by now she will be

 

[drsketch]

set all your cats free