I hate tuna cans!!!

[Sub-Zero]

Here I am, doing what I do everyday at about this time: Eating.

So I get up to prepare my lunch, can of tuna and some veggies...

I open the can a bit (like all you mofos do) to press the lid and let the water out... well, the water decided this time "I ain't coming out" (maybe the lid was not open enough) and then as I press harder on the contents... a fucking JET stream of tuna water lands on my shirt, pants, tie and face...

now, I am standing there, smelling like DAMN kitty food and I have a meeting in 2 hours... with customers nonetheless...

Fucking TUNA!!! tomorrow is steak time...

the worst part is it tstes like shit too

 

[Y_lifter]

The way I do it is open the can all of the way, then press on it to get the juice out and make sure the can is facing downward to the sink.
Hope maybe that works.

Treat that tuna can as you would a loaded gun..

 

[pintoca]

I just did it again... how retarded can you be?

FUCK

 

[Seashell]

Yes, I learned that exact way to always face the can outwards before you squeeze the lid in.

 

[Pamela]

I love the smell of
tuna!!

 

[Gymgurl]

wel if you did it again then the shoe fits

 

[stilleto]

idiot.

 

[Y_lifter]

0 cans

http://www.starkist.com/products/fillets.html

 

[hamstershaver]

0 cans

http://www.starkist.com/products/fillets.html

lol at restaurant quality taste

 

[Miss24k]

I just did it again... how retarded can you be?

FUCK

In 8 months you haven't figured out how to open a can a tuna? I hate to say it, but yea that would make you quite retarded lol


Maybe you should give up, and get the tuna in a pouch!