I hate tuna cans!!!

[pintoca]

Here I am, doing what I do everyday at about this time: Eating.

So I get up to prepare my lunch, can of tuna and some veggies...

I open the can a bit (like all you mofos do) to press the lid and let the water out... well, the water decided this time "I ain't coming out" (maybe the lid was not open enough) and then as I press harder on the contents... a fucking JET stream of tuna water lands on my shirt, pants, tie and face...

now, I am standing there, smelling like DAMN kitty food and I have a meeting in 2 hours... with customers nonetheless...

Fucking TUNA!!! tomorrow is steak time...

 

[Elite_Fry]

tuna is gross
i also have a problem with cans

 

[string_bean00]

Here I am, doing what I do everyday at about this time: Eating.

So I get up to prepare my lunch, can of tuna and some veggies...

I open the can a bit (like all you mofos do) to press the lid and let the water out... well, the water decided this time "I ain't coming out" (maybe the lid was not open enough) and then as I press harder on the contents... a fucking JET stream of tuna water lands on my shirt, pants, tie and face...

now, I am standing there, smelling like DAMN kitty food and I have a meeting in 2 hours... with customers nonetheless...

Fucking TUNA!!! tomorrow is steak time...

That is probably the worst possible thing to happen at work.

 

[pintoca]

pwn3d by a tuna can... DAMM IT!!!!

 

[tuc biscuit]

you need 2 holes, one for air to enter, one for tuna water to leave

 

[hamstershaver]

i get the same problem when i go home for a luchtime quickie

 

[string_bean00]

i get the same problem when i go home for a luchtime quickie

haahahahah

 

[jenscats5]

Oh man, that sucks!! I buy the pouches of tuna now -- no draining....

 

[Y_lifter]

This Tuna can hate and juice effect must be a universal truth..

Why can't they put it into a pop top like the smaller tuna cans are ?
Pouch tuna is good, but expensive.

I even go so far as to drain, add water to the can and drain again.
Trick is to ensure the entire lid is loose before pressing. Even they the
chance of juice jetting is possible..

 

[Daisy_]

That story was great, totally got my laughing. The way I do it is open the can all of the way, then press on it to get the juice out and make sure the can is facing downward to the sink.
Hope maybe that works.