I can shave every third day and it takes all of ten to fifteen minutes of shower time, thanks to my mach 3 turbo, which I would just be standing there enjoying the hot water anyway.
Yup coz there's nothing more attractive than a big fat saggy hairy arse, eh???? I would just ask those guys to leave the spandex at home. Like the very overweight ladies. Even though I'mn not particularly fat I wear a tshirt over my spandex as I haven't earned the "right to spandex" just yet..... (cf Dave Tate's comments on spandex in the gym on his website...)