What are my chances of getting ass from this girl tommorrow night?

[alien amp pharm]

i can get that kind of talk too from a fat chick. whoopee.

hardy har har.

She's 22, 5'-5", big green eyes, 110 lbs ? nice handfull boobs, bubble butt,

and the best part.....She looks 16 years old! (Hotzie would be proud)

 

[KillahBee]

DUDE! Is this for real? Did she actually write those things?!

If so, then even you can't fuck this up.







































Man, I can't wait to find out how you fucked this one up.

 

[alien amp pharm]

DUDE! Is this for real? Did she actually write those things?!

If so, then even you can't fuck this up.








Man, I can't wait to find out how you fucked this one up.

I know. I should be all happy and excited, but all I can do is sit here and think of how I will cockblock myself.
I have did it before on a sure thing.

 

[KillahBee]

I know. I should be all happy and excited, but all I can do is sit here and think of how I will cockblock myself.
I have did it before on a sure thing.

honestly man, just shut the fuck up and do it. the entire time you are with her I want you to think one thing and one thing ONLY:

"STOP THINKING"


Just keep it running thru your head. Let your dick do the thinking, that's what it's there for. And get rough with it bro. Don't be the nice guy in the sack. Smack her around a bit. Call her a dirty little pig. They love that shit.

 

[alien amp pharm]

honestly man, just shut the fuck up and do it. the entire time you are with her I want you to think one thing and one thing ONLY:

"STOP THINKING"


Just keep it running thru your head. Let your dick do the thinking, that's what it's there for. And get rough with it bro. Don't be the nice guy in the sack. Smack her around a bit. Call her a dirty little pig. They love that shit.

lol, excellent.

I shall follow my penis' heart.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

We chat via email while at work...here is some excerpts from her today...

i think i am going to break into your house on my way
to veronicas tonight...hahah...maybe i will be hiding
somewhere when you get home...naked

__

....i figured we probably
would end up doing so the way we have been talking the
last 2 days...all this talk has gotten me ridiculously
horny...i am having to refrain from some questioning
because it would not be appropriate to think about
here in the mall

__

i like it to start gentle then get rougher when the
time is right...


She is out of town right now, but is coming over tommorrow night.

Finally the virgin jokes may come to an end and we can all make fun of theOak instead.

you'll find a way to trip over your own dick and have her running onto another guys cock.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Someone make this a beat in the bookie forum

 

[gotmilk]

Someone make this a beat in the bookie forum

Beat meat? Get your head out of the gutter.

 

[jackangel]

aap, what perverse streak compels you to post thread after thread about the same thing? that's a fyxgel-like quality. it's great that you have a good sense of humour about things, but...

good luck.

 

[jdynasty]

don't go in with a loaded weapon