What are my chances of getting ass from this girl tommorrow night?

[alien amp pharm]

Get this
I stopped by the mall today and was talking to this girl (she works at one of those booths in the middle of the mall floor) and guess who walked by? That girl from a few weeks back that I got drunk around and pissed off. Haha, talk about a real life soap opera.

We just said hi to each other as her and another girl passed by.

I then left to go to Physical Therapy for my arm. This new girl said that she walked back by and stared her down after I left.

I love it!

 

[alien amp pharm]

and FUCK!

I have been walking around with a semi all day long due to the cialis I took yesterday.

Then I go to physical therapy for my broken arm....well the PT kept touching and rubbing my arm and hand. I had a boner the whole time.

At the end the PT brought me my next appointment and I had to sit there and keep asking questions until my boner went away. I stalled that way for a good 10 minutes.

and the worst part is.......my PT was a guy.

 

[Smurfy]

lol you took cialis

 

[alien amp pharm]

congrats on the conquest......any starfish for you...she toss your salad? did she bring anything unique to the table.

she was vocal during sex. She kept yelling "Untie me before I call 911!".

Haha, just kidding.
She was vocal though....kept yelling "Oh shit! Oh Yes! Fuck my pussy!"
and stuff like that.

She gave good head too, but her mouth got tired after about 8 minutes. I'll have work with her on that.

She is not into anal.

She is tight, like 16 yr old virgin tight down there.
or perhaps it was just my huge cock, take your pick.

 

[alien amp pharm]

SO, you rather give up having sex on a somewhat regular basis to chase tail and not get any.

Admit it, you like to punish us with threads about dating women that crochet and wear chastity belts.

no, i will continue to see this girl and have sex.

I just don't want to be tied down with a clingy GF so I must proceed with caution.

and yes, I will miss making my 'self-cockblocking' full-o-virgins threads.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

he cried only when she started to UNfasten the belts of her strapon

fixed

did you warn her than you had 3 gallons of high pressure sperm built up after so long without sex? how far did she fly through the air when she popped off like a champagne cork? did you drop 3 pants sized now that your jizzbank is empty?

these are important questions, you know

 

[obiwan9962]

i waited 3 months before i tapped my present gf
i wanted to make damn sure i was okay with her to have a relationship first

advice aap unless you want her as a gf don't tap her too often unless you told her up front you wanted an fb
if that was the case you should have tapped soK







lol

 

[Testosterone boy]

Since I will probably have to use a condom i am going to load up on Cialis all day long tommorrow.
I also have my cast taken off tommorrow.
It'd be funny if i sprout wood laying there while they are touching me taking the cast off.

Got a good source for that? I bought some liquid stuff somewhere...worthless.