What are my chances of getting ass from this girl tommorrow night?

[Spartacus]

chicks dig good spelling
If my assesment of their reading skills is any indication

 

[Kakdiesel]

We chat via email while at work...here is some excerpts from her today...

i think i am going to break into your house on my way
to veronicas tonight...hahah...maybe i will be hiding
somewhere when you get home...naked

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....i figured we probably
would end up doing so the way we have been talking the
last 2 days...all this talk has gotten me ridiculously
horny...i am having to refrain from some questioning
because it would not be appropriate to think about
here in the mall

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i like it to start gentle then get rougher when the
time is right...


She is out of town right now, but is coming over tommorrow night.

Finally the virgin jokes may come to an end and we can all make fun of theOak instead.

she works at the mall? and dude your not a virgin...are you?

 

[spongebob]

Screw all that slow love crap...I'm loading this beast up with some heavy stuff. I plan on throwing this girl around the room and pounding it hard.

hahaha yea right.

 

[spongebob]

Do a Spongbob on her ass.

Put EF names on her and then post pics

lol

 

[GoldenDelicious]

might i suggest not drinking anything when you see her....

 

[Spanky11]

Nah, but as soon as she turns do to doggystyle I will grab it from underneath the covers and put it on. Imagine the shock on her face when she turns around to go into a different position and sees me.

..."I put on my robe and wizard hat"...

 

[UA_Iron]

I consider this mission a failure unless you give this girl the shocker.

Make sure to pull her hair, put slight pressure on her neck with your hands, squeeze her a little bit.

 

[Razorguns]

i can get that kind of talk too from a fat chick. whoopee.

 

[alien amp pharm]

she works at the mall? and dude your not a virgin...are you?

She works in the mall and also at the college library where she's a student.

and no I am not a virgin. These EF fuckers like picking on me because I have been cockblocking myself as of late.

 

[alien amp pharm]

might i suggest not drinking anything when you see her....

Trust me, in the middle of sex she will have wished she was the one drinking.


hey wait...