What are my chances of getting ass from this girl tommorrow night?

[RottenWillow]

hardy har har.

She's 22, 5'-5", big green eyes, 110 lbs ? nice handfull boobs, bubble butt,

and the best part.....She looks 16 years old! (Hotzie would be proud)

omg, white boy! 5' 5", only a 110lbs, but she's got a bubble? I dont think so.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

True true.
The sad thing is I think this girl is getting emotionally attached already. She keeps asking me relationship type questions.

I'm by no means a playah, but like I said I'll just follow my penis' heart and see what happens.

this is what you do, she does that again, turn on the tv or radio, and yes her to death. so when she brings it up again, you can honestly say you have no idea what the fuck she is talking about. let her deal with it. you get stupid and play mr. nice guy, then you get nothing and some other asshole is getting that while you become the jerkoff who listens to all her problems. fuck that!!!!!

 

[alien amp pharm]

omg, white boy! 5' 5", only a 110lbs, but she's got a bubble? I dont think so.

Jealous I see.


That was an assumption, I don't know her exact weight and I'm smart enough to not ask. I was expressing she is not a plumper as someone said.

Post up your butt so I can compare. Thx.

 

[Frisky]

omg, white boy! 5' 5", only a 110lbs, but she's got a bubble? I dont think so.

he's delusional, I think he meant to put 210lbs

 

[Frisky]

Post up your butt so I can compare. Thx.

Smooth

 

[swolenole]

rub orajel all over your cawk....and down a pint of Gin......you will never be able to spooge......

 

[Lestat]

good luck bro, let us know how it turns out

 

[alien amp pharm]

rub orajel all over your cawk....and down a pint of Gin......you will never be able to spooge......

Heck I can last as long as I want....my problem will be the erection killer called a condom.

 

[swolenole]

Heck I can last as long as I want....my problem will be the erection killer called a condom.

cialis overcomes all condom disorders.

 

[alien amp pharm]

cialis overcomes all condom disorders.

I like the way you think. I've been taking it all day long.