The doc stuck his finger up my ***

[shortstack]

this shit still hurts, i think i might have been alergic to the latex gloves

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

The hell with the finger in the ass, why not just do a PSA (prostate specific antigen) test? I had my test checked before I started my first cycle and It was very low, so I thought , hey maybe if I go to a urologist, maybe he will put me on test legally. Everything was going fine at the doc's office until he told me to turn around and bend over. Then grabs a tube of KY, I said oh hell no. I am 25 years old not 50. Do the PSA test all you want, but you ain't sticking your finger in my ass. He said I needed to find a different doctor then. Fuck him, How about that life.....get out of bed everyday knowing you are going to work to stick your finger in peoples asses all day.

The doctor told you to go someone else? WTF Way to stand your ground...K for that.

 

[dossey]

The doctor told you to go someone else? WTF Way to stand your ground...K for that.

Yea no joke. Little nerdy bastard. No juice for me, well from a doc anyway. Cost me $100, for the fucker to mash my nuts. Never went to another one. I told my gen practitioner about it and they said that I should report him. PSA tests work just as well as a manual inspection, but I guess he gets his jollies sticking his finger in guys' asses. Bad doctor to tell a patient to leave if the don't want an exam performed.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Cost me $100, for the fucker to mash my nuts

Uh, what's that?

 

[dossey]

Uh, what's that?

Oh you know, a testicular exam. They mash your nuts around to feel for lumps, before you turn your head to cough

 

[rnch]

what's REALLY embarrassing is when you pop wood when he inserts his finger.

 

[shortstack]

what's REALLY embarrassing is when you pop wood when he inserts his finger.

uhhh, negative, never had that happen.

 

[dossey]

I don't know how you could ever pop wood after the bastard just got finished mashing the hell out of your nuts!

 

[rnch]

the doctor told me it happens frequently.....stimulating the prostate is a sure way to make ANY man, gay or straight, pop wood.

 

[shortstack]

stop being a wimp, he is trying to save your life.

hey buddy, come to my house, im gonna stick my 2 fat fingers up your ass..... im just trying to save your life!