The doc stuck his finger up my ***

[shortstack]

i really hate that...... its been 2 days, and i cant walk right.... i guess leg day is off for today. man,. my opinion, if a doc want to do this to you for a physical or what not, just refuse! unless your gay, then maybe a little wouldnt be to bad...

 

[EnderJE]

Uh oh. You're going to turn geigh on the fifth night and come back to the doc for more. Sorry to hear about that.

The good news is that you can marry in Canada now! Sergeio will be pleased!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I would walk...

 

[shortstack]

Uh oh. You're going to turn geigh on the fifth night and come back to the doc for more. Sorry to hear about that.

The good news is that you can marry in Canada now! Sergeio will be pleased![/QUOTE

lol

get this, in the process he told me i was really tight..... i felt like saying YA, what do you expect, im not geigh. lol

oh well, i just hope this none walking process gets better, it sucks to waist workouts while your "on"

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

it hurts?
does he do it everytime?

 

[shortstack]

lol no, if he did it evertime id be one tore person, lol
i havnt had this done in about 3 or 4 years.

 

[big4life]

I hope that he didn't have both hands on your shoulders telling you to relax while you were bent over the table, because if he did that wasn't his finger.

 

[jerseyart]

Sounds like a lot of pain for just one digit.

Are you sure it was a finger he stuck in your ass?

 

[The Dumb One]

ummm...

What was the radius of the finger ?

Did he have a ring on ?

Were multiple fingers involved ?

 

[jerseyart]

I hope that he didn't have both hands on your shoulders telling you to relax while you were bent over the table, because if he did that wasn't his finger.

Actually I think he was pulling him by his ears.

The fact that he spanked his ass the whole time yelling "whose your daddy" should have been a dead give away

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I'd switch doctors, I'm not kidding....
I've never had this done to me, never will.

 

[RADAR]

HahaHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhahahahha~~~~~!!!!



Radar

 

[gymrat]

the first one is always free bro.

 

[manny78]

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[shortstack]

you guys are some real funny mofo's for real, lol.
i knew i was in for it when i checked the thread and it had 14 replies from 4 in a matter of 8 miniutes, lol.

 

[shortstack]

HahaHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhahahahha~~~~~!!!!



Radar

shutup!
it will happen to you oneday....

 

[*MissFit*]

sounds fun.. was doc male or female

 

[shortstack]

unfortunatly it was a jewish male.

 

[hamstershaver]

perk wants the number for your doc

 

[shortstack]

damn hammi, that alot of karma, hit me up, i wanna see what 36 karma hits feels like

 

[EnderJE]

I have a lady doc and can't wait for my exam. I bring her flowers.

 

[hamstershaver]

damn hammi, that alot of karma, hit me up, i wanna see what 36 karma hits feels like

hammy already shot his load this morning, ill show you tomorrow

 

[Optimus B]

I'd switch doctors, I'm not kidding....
I've never had this done to me, never will.

ya, cancer is pretty fun

 

[Buddy_Christ]

how can the doctor's finger fuck your ass up for 2 days? you shit things larger in diameter than a finger. does your ass hurt for 2 days after you shit too?

 

[shortstack]

man im asking myself the same thing.....?
all i can come up with is maybe i was to tense during the procedure, lol

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

ya, cancer is pretty fun

nugga please....

 

[Optimus B]

nugga please....

just saying bro. for 15-30s of discomfort, it's a good screening tool for cancer.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

man im asking myself the same thing.....?
all i can come up with is maybe i was to tense during the procedure, lol

i think you're afraid to admit that it was only slightly uncomfortable and was not in any way painful, and it would've been enjoyable if a chick woud've been doing it while giving you a BJ. go ahead, admit it, it wasn't that bad and you'd like to try it again.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

just saying bro. for 15-30s of discomfort, it's a good screening tool for cancer.

you can get cancer at 140 different locations. I don't see the need to invade your anus for that one.
If you got pain, then by all means, but till then....you bend over, bro, I'll pass.

 

[Optimus B]

you can get cancer at 140 different locations. I don't see the need to invade your anus for that one.
If you got pain, then by all means, but till then....you bend over, bro, I'll pass.

fair enough.

 

[shortstack]

i think you're afraid to admit that it was only slightly uncomfortable and was not in any way painful, and it would've been enjoyable if a chick woud've been doing it while giving you a BJ. go ahead, admit it, it wasn't that bad and you'd like to try it again.

no i admit, during the time it was very uncomfortable, but today and yesterday have been hell

 

[jerseyart]

My favorite part of the story was when the doc tells him what a tight ass he has.

Don't worry bor, lots of girls on this site would kill to date a doctor

 

[Buddy_Christ]

you can get cancer at 140 different locations. I don't see the need to invade your anus for that one.
If you got pain, then by all means, but till then....you bend over, bro, I'll pass.

considering the prostate has a role in my sexual pleasure, i see no reason to run screaming from the doc if i need to be checked for prostate cancer. anyone too afraid to get checked has some severe insecurities and is scared yet excited at the same time that they might be homosexual and not know it.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

considering the prostate has a role in my sexual pleasure, i see no reason to run screaming from the doc if i need to be checked for prostate cancer. anyone too afraid to get checked has some severe insecurities and is scared yet excited at the same time that they might be homosexual and not know it.

Why do you need to be checked without symptoms?
You have a significantly greater chance of lung, liver, or pancreatic cancer (far more important organs I might add). When will checks be needed for those?.....never.

It's your ass, bro...Check it often

 

[Sub-Zero]

did he use lube?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Why do you need to be checked without symptoms?
You have a significantly greater chance of lung, liver, or pancreatic cancer (far more important organs I might add). When will checks be needed for those?.....never.

It's your ass, bro...Check it often

so you're a closet fag?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

so you're a closet fag?

Crak... That's just retarded.

 

[shortstack]

Crak... That's just retarded.

ya, get outa here your hyjacking demon

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Crak... That's just retarded.

no, your lack of reading comprehension is though.

you quoted me saying "why would you need to get checked...blah blah blah." re-read what you quoted. i said if i NEED to be checked.

learn to read before you quote someone.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

no, your lack of reading comprehension is though.

you quoted me saying "why would you need to get checked...blah blah blah." re-read what you quoted. i said if i NEED to be checked.

learn to read before you quote someone.

I reread and see your point. I made an assumption.

 

[Optimus B]

Why do you need to be checked without symptoms?
You have a significantly greater chance of lung, liver, or pancreatic cancer (far more important organs I might add). When will checks be needed for those?.....never.

It's your ass, bro...Check it often

the reason that you get checked is that by the time you have symptoms, the cancer has metastasized and is much more difficult to treat. if cancer can be caught before more problems arise, can be treated very effectively.

the "big 3" types of cancers are lung, breast and prostate. it makes sense to screen for these since they are very prevalent and can spread to other organs and really mess things up. liver cancer is usually a result of a metastasis of another cancer (such as prostate or lung). the prognosis for pancreatic cancer is the grimmest of them all. if you get pancreatic cancer, you have a 100% chance of dying (no joke), usually within 6 months.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

i really hate that...... its been 2 days, and i cant walk right.... i guess leg day is off for today. man,. my opinion, if a doc want to do this to you for a physical or what not, just refuse! unless your gay, then maybe a little wouldnt be to bad...

stop being a wimp, he is trying to save your life.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

the reason that you get checked is that by the time you have symptoms, the cancer has metastasized and is much more difficult to treat. if cancer can be caught before more problems arise, can be treated very effectively.

the "big 3" types of cancers are lung, breast and prostate. it makes sense to screen for these since they are very prevalent and can spread to other organs and really mess things up. liver cancer is usually a result of a metastasis of another cancer (such as prostate or lung). the prognosis for pancreatic cancer is the grimmest of them all. if you get pancreatic cancer, you have a 100% chance of dying (no joke), usually within 6 months.

don't forget colorectal cancer. that is the #2 cancer killer. it would be number one but because of smokers, lung cancer is number one.

 

[CFZB]

i really hate that...... its been 2 days, and i cant walk right.... i guess leg day is off for today. man,. my opinion, if a doc want to do this to you for a physical or what not, just refuse! unless your gay, then maybe a little wouldnt be to bad...

Worst part is.. You went in for a Earache..

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

the reason that you get checked is that by the time you have symptoms, the cancer has metastasized and is much more difficult to treat. if cancer can be caught before more problems arise, can be treated very effectively.

the "big 3" types of cancers are lung, breast and prostate. it makes sense to screen for these since they are very prevalent and can spread to other organs and really mess things up. liver cancer is usually a result of a metastasis of another cancer (such as prostate or lung). the prognosis for pancreatic cancer is the grimmest of them all. if you get pancreatic cancer, you have a 100% chance of dying (no joke), usually within 6 months.

All the more reason for you to do it...

I'll pass.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

the reason that you get checked is that by the time you have symptoms, the cancer has metastasized and is much more difficult to treat. if cancer can be caught before more problems arise, can be treated very effectively.

the "big 3" types of cancers are lung, breast and prostate. it makes sense to screen for these since they are very prevalent and can spread to other organs and really mess things up. liver cancer is usually a result of a metastasis of another cancer (such as prostate or lung). the prognosis for pancreatic cancer is the grimmest of them all. if you get pancreatic cancer, you have a 100% chance of dying (no joke), usually within 6 months.

on a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to 0.

but yeah, i hear ya on being checked BEFORE symptoms arise. same reasons women get pap smears and mammograms done, same reasons we go to the doctor yearly and get physicals, blood work done, etc, to spot problems BEFORE it's too late.

ulcaster, just because you are afraid to get a finger in the butt to ensure that you don't have prostate cancer isn't a reason to condemn everyone else that has had it done. hell, the prostate is the equivelant of the G-spot for guys. nothing wrong with that

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

ulcaster, just because you are afraid to get a finger in the butt to ensure that you don't have prostate cancer isn't a reason to condemn everyone else that has had it done

Not condemning, I'd even recommend it, but it's not for me, I'll take my chances.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Not condemning, I'd even recommend it, but it's not for me, I'll take my chances.

more power to ya then. when it comes to my sexual health, i like to know i'm in tip-top shape.

plus the doc sticking a finger up your butt isn't only for prostate exams. they can check for the presence of blood in your stool by doing a quick finger up the butt exam. i know this for a fact because unfortunately i've had a hemerhoid before. when i told the doc i was getting some blood when wiping, he said he couldn't see evidence of a break in the golf ball next to my asshole, so he did a "blood in the stool" check. sucked big time, but the temporary pain was nothing compared to the hemmerhoid.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

more power to ya then. when it comes to my sexual health, i like to know i'm in tip-top shape.

plus the doc sticking a finger up your butt isn't only for prostate exams. they can check for the presence of blood in your stool by doing a quick finger up the butt exam. i know this for a fact because unfortunately i've had a hemerhoid before. when i told the doc i was getting some blood when wiping, he said he couldn't see evidence of a break in the golf ball next to my asshole, so he did a "blood in the stool" check. sucked big time, but the temporary pain was nothing compared to the hemmerhoid.

I've had hemorrhoids since I was 13. Blood wipe is almost daily.

 

[dossey]

The hell with the finger in the ass, why not just do a PSA (prostate specific antigen) test? I had my test checked before I started my first cycle and It was very low, so I thought , hey maybe if I go to a urologist, maybe he will put me on test legally. Everything was going fine at the doc's office until he told me to turn around and bend over. Then grabs a tube of KY, I said oh hell no. I am 25 years old not 50. Do the PSA test all you want, but you ain't sticking your finger in my ass. He said I needed to find a different doctor then. Fuck him, How about that life.....get out of bed everyday knowing you are going to work to stick your finger in peoples asses all day.

 

[shortstack]

this shit still hurts, i think i might have been alergic to the latex gloves

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

The hell with the finger in the ass, why not just do a PSA (prostate specific antigen) test? I had my test checked before I started my first cycle and It was very low, so I thought , hey maybe if I go to a urologist, maybe he will put me on test legally. Everything was going fine at the doc's office until he told me to turn around and bend over. Then grabs a tube of KY, I said oh hell no. I am 25 years old not 50. Do the PSA test all you want, but you ain't sticking your finger in my ass. He said I needed to find a different doctor then. Fuck him, How about that life.....get out of bed everyday knowing you are going to work to stick your finger in peoples asses all day.

The doctor told you to go someone else? WTF Way to stand your ground...K for that.

 

[dossey]

The doctor told you to go someone else? WTF Way to stand your ground...K for that.

Yea no joke. Little nerdy bastard. No juice for me, well from a doc anyway. Cost me $100, for the fucker to mash my nuts. Never went to another one. I told my gen practitioner about it and they said that I should report him. PSA tests work just as well as a manual inspection, but I guess he gets his jollies sticking his finger in guys' asses. Bad doctor to tell a patient to leave if the don't want an exam performed.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Cost me $100, for the fucker to mash my nuts

Uh, what's that?

 

[dossey]

Uh, what's that?

Oh you know, a testicular exam. They mash your nuts around to feel for lumps, before you turn your head to cough

 

[rnch]

what's REALLY embarrassing is when you pop wood when he inserts his finger.

 

[shortstack]

what's REALLY embarrassing is when you pop wood when he inserts his finger.

uhhh, negative, never had that happen.

 

[dossey]

I don't know how you could ever pop wood after the bastard just got finished mashing the hell out of your nuts!

 

[rnch]

the doctor told me it happens frequently.....stimulating the prostate is a sure way to make ANY man, gay or straight, pop wood.

 

[shortstack]

stop being a wimp, he is trying to save your life.

hey buddy, come to my house, im gonna stick my 2 fat fingers up your ass..... im just trying to save your life!

 

[shortstack]

the doctor told me it happens frequently.....stimulating the prostate is a sure way to make ANY man, gay or straight, pop wood.

oh i see... i dont think its that way for me tho.... does this mean, if you in jail and your bend over to pick the soap up, your gonna bust a wood?

 

[rnch]

oh i see... i dont think its that way for me tho.... does this mean, if you in jail and your bend over to pick the soap up, your gonna bust a wood?

if u r that stupid to do so; SOMBODY will "bust a wood!"

 

[shortstack]

if u r that stupid to do so; SOMBODY will "bust a wood!"

lol

 

[delete]

not only did the doc stick his finger up your ass he then charged you a small fortune for the exam......a dildo would be cheaper...lol

 

[shortstack]

not only did the doc stick his finger up your ass he then charged you a small fortune for the exam......a dildo would be cheaper...lol

well if $5 is a small fortune for you buddy, i think your underestimating the price of your dildo'd these days.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

well if $5 is a small fortune for you buddy, i think your underestimating the price of your dildo'd these days.

i think he was referring to the overall cost of seeing the doctor, not taking into account that some people have a very cheap co-pay when they go.

this is great, a 3 page thread about doctors sticking fingers in assholes

now, where's the 3 page thread about getting your bore punched?

 

[rnch]

i think he was referring to the overall cost of seeing the doctor, not taking into account that some people have a very cheap co-pay when they go.

this is great, a 3 page thread about doctors sticking fingers in assholes

now, where's the 3 page thread about getting your bore punched?

this cumming outta a dude with his well shaped, naked glutes on avitar display......................sometimes we WONDER about you, crak!!!














j/k

 

[Buddy_Christ]

this cumming outta a dude with his well shaped, naked glutes on avitar display......................sometimes we WONDER about you, crak!!!

j/k

no you aren't, everyone wonders about me

and don't worry, i won't post screen shots of the K messages you give me when i've got my assvatar up

 

[rnch]

no you aren't, everyone wonders about me

and don't worry, i won't post screen shots of the K messages you give me when i've got my assvatar up

sweetcheeks..........if ya got...FLAUNT it!!!!! \










i forget what i sent you....something like "showing off your ASSets again" ?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

sweetcheeks..........if ya got...FLAUNT it!!!!! \

i forget what i sent you....something like "showing off your ASSets again" ?

yeah, i think that was the last one.

i remember the last time i had my assvatar in place you said something like "nice glutes " that's one of those K messages you just never forget

 

[rnch]

yeah, i think that was the last one.

i remember the last time i had my assvatar in place you said something like "nice glutes " that's one of those K messages you just never forget

i always admire what i don't have......

 

[meatneck]

haven't we all been tested this way - one or another? I think it's funny that if a woman goes into see a gyno - and its another woman, she's not crying about gayness. Until they find a better way of checking your prostate, you better get over the gayness issue ya big puss

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

haven't we all been tested this way - one or another?

No.
Where I come from, we go to the doctor when we're sick, not to have some guy jam stuff in our butts without some pain or blood comming from there first.

Until they find a better way of checking your prostate

It's called a prostate specific antigen (PSA) blood test...

 

[meatneck]

yeah but if you're complaining about prostate probs, or getting your yearly physical, expect to get raped by the big finger...well, i'm sure the guy in the assvatar goes every month lol..

 

[Snypr]

Many condolences, bro. At my military discharge physical, the corpsman said, "Why don't we not do this, and say that we did?" I wholeheartedly supported that and he checked it off his list. Years later, if I find out I have prostate cancer, I still won't blame him or myself.Some things just weren't meant for some people to do or have done to them.