Need a sex alternative...............

[jerkbox]

www.realdoll.com

 

[tiger88]

I have heard good reports on sheep. Seriously bor.

when i was in a soc or psch class i read that some kids who grow up on farms, there first fuck is an anaimal .....the % was higer then what u would think

 

[Raina]

You could always take up a drug problem.

 

[Testosterone boy]

You could always take up a drug problem.

WTF?



Did I ask how to flush my life down the commode?



I have a very good life but people judge me on my game with females. I kind of retired from the chick scene after a thorough investigation but I do need some kind of game going on.


The EF chicks are not the worlds most cooperative flirters either. This really tears me up too.

 

[Raina]

I'm not usually a very good flirter because I'm one of those damn women who's sickeningly loyal to her bf.

Maybe you'll run into a hot little fairly sane vixen sometime soon and the problem will be over!

 

[Testosterone boy]

become gay.

I put on my thinking cap and thought these were likely words for someone with experience in such matters?

 

[big_bad_buff]

I wonder if you can hypnotize yourself into thinking your doing it with someone lol

 

[Daisy_Girl]

I put on my thinking cap and thought these were likely words for someone with experience in such matters?

Nope. Very heterosexual.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Nope. Very heterosexual.

In this case, we must meet if you visit Colorado.

I have a house close to the mountains ya know. Boat, jeep, snowmobile, ATV, 11" penis.


OK........there is one exaggeration up there. Only a little bit though.

 

[jnuts]

In this case, we must meet if you visit Colorado.

I have a house close to the mountains ya know. Boat, jeep, snowmobile, ATV,

I thought your boat was broke?