My Mother Calls Me,Tells Me How My Diet IS Unhealthy According To Oprah!

[EnderJE]

Do what I do. Answer in the following way...

"Hey thanks for the advice. So, when's the baby due?"

Works everytime. Especially for men.

 

[jh1]

ur fat... ur moms right... ur diet sucks....

Fatty.

 

[Dunk]

u didnt miss a beat. piucked up right where u left off. sweet!

 

[from zero]

I want a bitch that plays cee-low

Or Skee Lo.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller ...

 

[trailseeker]

Oprah is for middle-aged depressed lonely fat housewives to give them hope that they can be thin, beautiful and successful. Fuck her and her 'personal trainer'

 

[Dunk]

Oprah is for middle-aged depressed lonely fat housewives to give them hope that they can be thin, beautiful and successful. Fuck her and her 'personal trainer'

those were the exact words i told my mother.