Picking Up Chicks 101

[heatherrae]

Hi there, motorcycle man.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Thats a good way to start off a relationship... with two lies, that is.

Yes, but at the very least I get to see them naked before they find out the truth.

 

[beefcake28]

It doesn't matter where you are, just grow some balls and talk to them. What's the worst that could happen? Seriously.

 

[manny78]

She looks like J-Lo there.

I thought you had a long time GF? Is that her?

It's over with the ex. In fact, it's been over since april.

 

[Frisky]

Confidence!

 

[habitualhealth]

I wear a shirt that says "big dick" with an arrow pointing down on the front

you sure it's not pointing up in the front?


the arrow, not your peen.

 

[alien amp pharm]

you sure it's not pointing up in the front?


the arrow, not your peen.

Sadly, that would probably attract the girls too.

 

[habitualhealth]

Sadly, that would probably attract the girls too.

oh, i'm sure they flock.

 

[Frisky]

Sadly, that would probably attract the girls too.

To bad you are always the 'nice' guy

 

[habitualhealth]

To bad you are always

fixed.