Picking Up Chicks 101

[Golddoor]

Find a gay club where girls are allowed in (sometimes they have a special night) and go with some gay dudes. It will be like a Heaven my friend. That's where I picked this one <― In fact she's the one who came to us with her friends.

Are you sure that was a woman? Me and my wife went to a gay bar in Houston and these what appeared to be hotties coming up to my wife trying to act like they were female and coming on to my wife, but I got to thiinking about it though and I was like you know they do seem to have deep voices!! LOL

 

[-SD-]

I wear a shirt that says "big dick" with an arrow pointing down on the front

and also says "big wallet" with an arrow pointing down on the back


I've had a 100% success rate. Even when they initally reject me, they always change their mind once I turn and start walking away.

Everytime you post funnyass shit I imagine some dude doing standup saying it. It just works.

 

[Yarg!]

1. dress/look proper
2. go to club
3. ask a girl to dance
4. pull said girl into dance floor
5.dance and look liek youre having fun + confident, smile at her, make eye contact. grind about 5 mins in
6. 3 songs later ask her if she wants a drink
7. lead her to bar, purchase her a crantini (chicks love this fucking drink for some reason)
8. slip roof- wait scratch that one. give her a drink, and ask if she wants to sit down.
9. go to back of the club and start talking
10. learn more about one another
11. make sure u say appropriate things and dont tell her stupid shit like how you are the number one ranked player on xbox live for halo 2.
12. compliment her alot (touching is important here.. little finger brushing on the arm etc etc)
13. exchange numbers
14. dance with her more
optional step.............. (works if you got massive amounts of game)

15. 3 songs later ask pull her aside and talk again, after youre digging each other, make a move, make out , ask if she wants to go back to your place or hers.

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16. or u can skip 15. and if you want to take it easy dance till last call . before u leave schedule somethign with her like "hey what are you doing saturday?" or something and suggest a date. its like booking an appointment- and by suggesting a date ahead of time, she wont forget you (thats if she agrees to it). too many times ive seen ppl get to step 14 and forget to schedule and think that just by exchanging numbers, they got it in the bag. but its worthless if you dont schedule!!!!



for me 4/4 on clubs so far

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ive only picked up a girl once at a public place but it was text book:

i stumbled upon her alone at the bus stop and we just started talking. once again having confidence is key and a sense of humor works great too. in a public place just find a common subject ground and you can take off from there. i know a friend who picked up a girl because she was wearing a band shirt. and they just started talkinga bout that band, music, dancing etc etc and just exchanged numbers. same thing for me. i think we started talking about the crappiness of the transit system as well as the shittyness of our jobs and making fun of our respective supervisors. we exchanged numbers and i scheduled a date and that was that.

ive never picked up a girl at the gym so i cant help you there.

 

[miamiwithstyle12]

lol funny shit. where did you get the shirt?

I wear a shirt that says "big dick" with an arrow pointing down on the front

and also says "big wallet" with an arrow pointing down on the back


I've had a 100% success rate. Even when they initally reject me, they always change their mind once I turn and start walking away.

 

[-SD-]

lol funny shit. where did you get the shirt?

He didnt, he made it up just now.

 

[footballstud]

lol funny shit. where did you get the shirt?

Think I found my latest art project.

Chicks dig assholes. In this case, dicks. Guaranteed to be a hit at the bar if you wear a shirt like that

 

[SubwayJared]

LOL @ healother