Picking Up Chicks 101

[Nathan]

LOL...

It works dude. Here's one for hitting on girls studying to be gynecologists: I see you are reading "My Vagina and Me". I just finished that one so if you have any questions or anything please let me know. I'll be sitting right here.

That one also works. I've only ever had the chance to use it once but I'm telling you it is money.

 

[beefcake28]

haha. thanks for the replies guys. now that everyone thinks i'm some ass who cant get girls i'll curl up all e-embarresed. really i dont care. i was just looking for some tips to increase my batting average but i guess it's just practise make perfect.

Dude. There's thousands of books out there on this kind of thing, along with many, many websites devoted to it. Do some reading. Nobody is gonna write you a fucking script telling you exactly what to say. Watch your friends that are especially good with women, and see what they do. Pay attention to details, body language, mannerisms, etc. It isn't that difficult, and experience is the best teacher.

 

[jh1]

It works dude. Here's one for hitting on girls studying to be gynecologists: I see you are reading "My Vagina and Me". I just finished that one so if you have any questions or anything please let me know. I'll be sitting right here.

That one also works. I've only ever had the chance to use it once but I'm telling you it is money.

LMAO @ 'Hitting on girls studying to be gynecoogists'

Wtf kind of obscure bullshit is that? Like I know at least 23 girls doing that right now! WTF? Let's stick to the skirt/shoes/they'd look good on me for now..

LOL!

 

[manny78]

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[Nathan]

LMAO @ 'Hitting on girls studying to be gynecoogists'

Wtf kind of obscure bullshit is that? Like I know at least 23 girls doing that right now! WTF? Let's stick to the skirt/shoes/they'd look good on me for now..

LOL!

Yeah, that is the unfortunate thing about it. Not enough chicks are into studying their vaginas. I just was really impressed at myself that I was able to actually use a book on vaginas to ease myself into what ended up being a fluid and easy conversation. I was proud and very pleased with myself dammit.

 

[Island Son]

http://seannewman.blogspot.com/

 

[blueta2]

yeah right ;-)

 

[Rabid_Goose]

Step 1. Learn to carry out a conversation. IE Don't get cross-eyed and start studdering or talking too fast because you aren't "smooth."

Step 2. Maintain Confidence and never show you don't have an idea what the hell you are talking about. IE Be a Good Story Teller

Step 3. Make them laugh, use a cutsey joke, don't bring out your Perverted and/or Racist jokes from your arsenal just yet. IE Lady is putting two muffins into an oven, one oven is screaming "OH GOD I'M BURNING ALIVE!" The other muffin turns and yells "OH GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!" Haha, I love that one.

Step 4. Make it look like you care about your apperance and smell good.

Just like getting a 6 pack of abs, it is so simple. Stop eating and diet and you'll get abs. Everyone thinks there is some big master trick to get abs/chicks and really there isn't. I don't have any dating experience except with my wife, but I've just watched everyone and realized I did several things with my wife. Once you realize a woman is also human and just wants to talk like you do, you'll be better off. Also, treat them like a friend, it will be easier to adjust to talking to them.

 

[jackangel]

lol at nate.

 

[bran987]

Yeah, that is the unfortunate thing about it. Not enough chicks are into studying their vaginas.

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