Ladies - what would you do if you had a penis for a day?

[WODIN]

I would have to kill you.....

and how do you know about double headed dildoes?? huh!

I'm willing to take my chances...come on give me..

If you ever go to a Philly Show bar, you end up seeing girl on girl shows and they always have a double headed dildo scene. Very cool indeed.

 

[supersizeme]

Hey wodin what would you do if you had a penis for a day?

 

[tripleV]

Triple , you must undersand I was being a bit sarcastic, you are the complete invalid I knew you always were.

maybe YOU dont understand my humour ya moron!!!!!!!!!
AND sarcasm hunny I understand....You think I was thanking YOU!!! ya dumb ass

 

[havoc]

Triple Vagina, first go wash your rotten fish festy swamp hole or I'm just gunna have to lambaste you with jizz and shit from afar.
You spineless, yellow, piece of garbage. Its ok, dumbfuck, I, you and everyone knows I'm gunna verbally bust my dick through the back of your brittle skull with my frankfritter via your occular cavity.

I'm going to give you a little more time before I drive to your mobile home, yank your warted, mangled pussy lip down and let it snap back up hitting your fat face like a window shade. Ya got that, you bearded bitch?

Don't make me tie your sideburns together and hang you on a hook, stupid.


*just so you know this is all in good fun*, at least for me it is.

 

[Test boy]

Seems like all the girls but bikinimom said they would want a really big one. Does that say something? I think so. Girls say they want a really big one then when they get it...different story.

 

[thebigugly]

Com'on women, If you had a dick for the day, you know what you really would do. HAVE CONTROL OVER THE REMOTE! And be more intelligent, ya know the saying goes "Two heads are better than one!"

 

[Test boy]

"Two heads are better than one." Thats funny.

 

[plifter]

I would FUCK every vagina that could not crawl away.

You already do that any way.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Seems like all the girls but bikinimom said they would want a really big one. Does that say something? I think so. Girls say they want a really big one then when they get it...different story.

I don't feel the need to have a HYUGE winkie, just one that is big enough to do the job.....for me, that would be MINIMUM 6 1/2"...but since I get to choose, I would say about 9" should be sufficient....Oh, and I would like it to curve up when erect....

Yes, THAT WOULD DO QUITE NICELY!

Oh and one more thing.....I would like to have impressive erection control...meaning that I could cut off the orgasm (after about an hour or two of amazing fucking) just before I blow, then have another hour or two of the old in/out, then cum just a bit, then maybe another hour or so of the old in/out before the woman could no longer handle it then BLOW BIG TIME!!!! ...of course, I would not get REMOTELY FLACID during ANY PART OF THIS. hehehehehheeee

Yes, THAT WOULD INDEED DO QUITE NICELY!

 

[Test boy]

bikinimom...you could write porn in your spare time. That as an arousing post. But it looks like I have to retract my exclusion of you from the "supersized dick club." 9" is quite large. However I refuse to cut off 1" just to meet your desires.