On the conterary, I know her very well. We were best friends in college. Well, I had a major thing for her but I always froze up when I tried to let her know how I felt. And since we were buds she would always come over to my room and Id take her out for breakfast while she told me all about how drunk she got and how many guys she "hooked up with". One time I walked into her room while she was giving this skinny Jamaican exchange student head on her futon, and we were supposed to go to my friends party that night. You woukldnt believe how frustrating it was having a major crush on your best female friend who happens to be slutty enough to bang any wretched pease of garbage except for you! I think she must know Ive wanted her all these years and she must have just figured it out recently because she practically invited herself to my place for a 5 day vacation, so naturally Im looking forward to our true emotions coming together in an extended hip-thrusting pumpathon in my new hot tub.