Frustrations with training

[tracme101]

We all must have some light hearted frustrations when training so in a similar fasion to your pet hates in the gym, lets list them.


1. Trying to pull of a wet training vest after training when your pumped and the vest don't wanna come off.

2. trying to wipe your ass the day after a heavey back session.

3. Picking the festering kit out of the bag the next day when you forgot to put it in the washer the night before

 

[Japanese machine]

i recall trying to pull off a wet beater after a chest and shoulder workout; it took me 5 seconds then i ripped it in half; people in the chamge room looked at me in AWE. lol

 

[Green]

Being jacked on test and popping a wicked boner in the gym watching the aerobics class!

Going into the locker room and some asshole is pounding out a 10-pound protein shit stinking up half the damn gym let alone the locker room.

Cardio queens.

Morons that talk for 10 minutes between every set tying up equipment.



I could go on forever…

 

[Thick dog]

idiots that throw 4 plates on each side on the squat rack, then do 1/4 reps, while grunting and groaning.

 

[GiLOC]

Jewel played in the Gym... ummm... NO

any soft pansy ass crap that your girlfriend listens to!

 

[M1KAI]

Pussys that take 4 sets of dumbells with them to do a set.

People who follow you rounf trying to do more weight than you.

People who say roids are cheating, and say anyone can get big on gear.

People who stare at you the whole workout.

people who fill a great fuking water bottle off the drinking tap so when you use it the water is warm..

There is more..!

 

[Zyglamail]

Trying to lower yourself onto the toilet seat after a brutal leg day.

 

[JKD]

The lazy fck that rest on a machine that you need. Or the Chatty fat girls that talks to her friend while sitting at the machine you need.

Assholes that write stupid shit on there weight belts like "pitbull"

People with bad form that give other poeple advice on how to lift.

People who grown excessively load when doing a light weight.

when you go into the locker room and some naked guy wants to chat - put a fucking towel on.

There is a trainer at my gym that tries to give me advice on how to get stronger when he is 155lbs and probably cant bench his body wieght.

Those stupid jerks that were cheezy 80's baggy, neon, work out pants.

Swamp ass when working out.

 

[scout420]

The fact that the free weights like the dumbells and shit are shoved in the back,and it seems that every time I get down to do some dumbell flys some old bitch will start doing an exercise right fuckin next to me and than I have to worry about droppin the weight on her, Well let me tell you next time Im droppin that shit right on there damn foot

 

[dzuljas]

ahh heres a good one....

it happened at my local golds gym about a month ago

this ole meathead guy was doing bicep curls in front of the rack of dumbells and watching himself in the mirror.

I had to grab some dumbells so I went in front of him and got them. The guy flips out, takes his dumbells and throw them across the gym, he tells me, "have some common fucking courtesy asshole"

what a fucking moron....how hard is it to do a bicep curl....the form must have been really hard for him

id like to see this stupid fuck attempt to do one of my clean and jerks...............i wanted to bash his head in with a dumbell but i held back lol....