Any single people going to try to get laid tonight?

[sereneman]

Just wondering. It's Friday night. I always can't wait to get off work and think that I might go out and try to get lucky. But I usually just end up staying home or working out.

 

[Jimsbbc]

It's nice to have a piece of ass waiting at home, so just crack open the wine and get naked.

 

[sereneman]

It's nice to have a piece of ass waiting at home, so just crack open the wine and get naked.

Yep, that's what I miss most about being married. A sure piece of ass. Here's wishing that all you single guys that want to get laid tonight, do. Lie, whatever you have to do. I wish women were as horny as us, everybody would be too busy fucking to fight about anything. Damn, you women.

 

[Bullit]

I think I'll be trying tonite. I'll probably try by working out, coming home, playing xbox and waiting for some random chick to knock on my door and ask for a good railing.

Unfortunatley this technique hasnt produced very good results lately.

 

[sereneman]

I think I'll be trying tonite. I'll probably try by working out, coming home, playing xbox and waiting for some random chick to knock on my door and ask for a good railing.

Don't give Anal ass plorer any ideas, he may show up at your door dressed as a woman.

 

[Jimsbbc]

I'll drink one for tonight for you guys trying to get it on -


As for Analassplorer showing up as a woman...
























BWAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

 

[Bullit]

lol.
You have just described Heather Darling.
My standards are pretty low, but even I would draw the line at some huge chick with 19" guns.

 

[Nathan]

I think I'll be trying tonite. I'll probably try by working out, coming home, playing xbox and waiting for some random chick to knock on my door and ask for a good railing.

Unfortunatley this technique hasnt produced very good results lately.

I don't get cause that technique is normally flawless.

As form me, I'll go out tonight and tommorrow night but ten to one I'll won't get jack shit. I got hit on last Saturday by some ugly girl trying to buy me drinks and it's scarred me. I hate it when ugly people hit on me. It makes me feel like if they think they can get me then how attractive can I be? God damn it. Anyways, she come sup to me and says, "Do you drink rum and coke."
I look at her and say, "No."
She says, "Do you want this one."
Me: "No but I'll take it anyways. Thanks."
Her: "blah blah blah"
Me: "I forgot to wipe my ass when I went to the bathroom so I'd better go do that."

I just don't get it.

 

[Bullit]

Me: "I forgot to wipe my ass when I went to the bathroom so I'd better go do that."

LMAO

 

[knight69]

me and the old lady and one E.F. bro from plano heading to a party in about 30 mins. HE WILL GET LAID!!