What are my chances of getting ass from this girl tommorrow night?

[jafo]

ask her if she knits

 

[jack sparrow]

I did a chic from work/e-mail. She turned out to be a complete wacko...but it looks like you got a shot.

 

[gotmilk]

Crap I need to go purchase some rubbers. I'm sure the ones I have from 1995 have expired.

Yeah..and some of that man-delay cream stuff so you can last more than 5 minutes.

 

[jafo]

good luck

 

[hotzie]

.0

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'm of the who talk, don't, those who do, don't talk, school belief.

thanks buzzkill

 

[alien amp pharm]

Since I will probably have to use a condom i am going to load up on Cialis all day long tommorrow.
I also have my cast taken off tommorrow.
It'd be funny if i sprout wood laying there while they are touching me taking the cast off.

 

[jafo]

Since I will probably have to use a condom i am going to load up on Cialis all day long tommorrow.
I also have my cast taken off tommorrow.
It'd be funny if i sprout wood laying there while they are touching me taking the cast off.

considering you will get a male nurse

 

[alien amp pharm]

Notice how all the females on here are hating. They're obviously jealous they are not in this lucky girl's shoes.

 

[hotzie]

lol he really believes he will get laid