Not that impressed you were a bouncer in college. I had some solid internships. Perhaps bouncing relieved those feelings of being bullied and beaten up in high school. Other than that you likely would look like a huge fatty in a suit. The more "fit look" is what's in now. The fat oversized look went out the window in the early/mid 2000's. Not sure if how much you bench really carries much weight in the real world outside of powerlifting. You're likely dying and out of breath trying to run a mile. Not that impressive.