The Biblical Believers....

[javaguru]

"Why People Believe Strange Things"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DisyHK-PNUI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD5BowXTHIg

 

[javaguru]

Check out these quotes if you want a laugh....
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx

My favorite so far;
"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it."

awesomestnerd, SmashBoards [Comments (149)] 2005-Nov-07


Pick3's mom posted this one.
"Occam's Razor Disagrees" Award
"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"

Linda, Good news prayer room [Comments (137)] 2006-Oct-28

 

[nimbus]

Check out these quotes if you want a laugh....
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx

My favorite so far;
"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it."

awesomestnerd, SmashBoards [Comments (149)] 2005-Nov-07


Pick3's mom posted this one.
"Occam's Razor Disagrees" Award
"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"

Linda, Good news prayer room [Comments (137)] 2006-Oct-28

hahah that site is GREAT

 

[b0und]

Check out these quotes if you want a laugh....
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx

"Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn. Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door. What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth. Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son [Note: the boy eventually took his own life.]"

That one was not funny at all.



b0und (fuck)

 

[b0und]

Fundamentalism In A Nutshell Award


"I didn't come to Jesus by my intelligence and neither will you my friend." JesusFollower

Ok, that one was funny.


b0und (lolol)

 

[EnderJE]

That one was not funny at all.

b0und (fuck)

It was...in a depressing sort of way.

 

[javaguru]

It was...in a depressing sort of way.

Those are the people that scare me and I'm fearless.

 

[javaguru]

Evolutionary Economics...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KVJZJ4MSic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWni57mPxes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMP3KDgSbbY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrmQMZG6f3U

 

[Yarg!]

i can sort of understand why some christians cling to evolutionism- i dont agree with it, but its alittle more understandable then some of these ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MORONS who think the earth is flat. how fucking retarded do you have to be to ignore 500 years of scientific evidence + 500 yrs of sailing, 100 yrs of flying experience? my god.. these people should be shot.

 

[javaguru]

i can sort of understand why some christians cling to evolutionism- i dont agree with it, but its alittle more understandable then some of these ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MORONS who think the earth is flat. how fucking retarded do you have to be to ignore 500 years of scientific evidence + 500 yrs of sailing, 100 yrs of flying experience? my god.. these people should be shot.

I've seen stats that claim only 25% of Americans believe in evolution and 53% of Americans believe in a "God" creator.