Never go to the gym until after you have droped a duce.

[C0LUMB0]

O come on spill the beans bro. What you do watch some hard core porn. Get all hard as steel and then work out with a chubby.

Rubbing one out before a work out is a no go for me. If I rub one out then forget it its nap time.

its POST WORKOUT bro...here's the procedure ;
1.- jump onto redtube ,
2.- whack "cumshot facial compilations" into da search,
3.- beat your meat like it owes ya money
4.- blow your nut nectar
5.- snoozeville

The sickos can use zootube instead of redtube
There is an awesome clip of a hot chick blowing a zebra.....*cough* aledgedy*cough*

 

[uamaverick]

LOL, epic thread.

Just last week, I was doing lat work and realized after my very first set of the day that I was going to need to drop one off. I went ahead and got to my first heavy set, and then did my business. I actually didn't mind. It helped me mentally focus on my next heavy set.

 

[Acesopro]

Amen needto. I've heard horror stories from those who failed to do so pre-workout and end up shitting themselves while liftin heavy.

 

[straitedge52]

Amen bros...kind of reminds me of a classic Jack Nicholson line in a movie..."Never trust a fart!!!"

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

Hilarious.

It's funny because I like to shower before going to the gym to. I feel clean and ready to lift. Put on a crisp shirt and it's go time.

Then I generally drop one at the gym during warmup time lol.

Are we all related somehow?