My anti-BBF thread

[Nathan]

It's been like almost 4 months since I last had sex. Best summer ever. I hate everything.

Notice how I kept things short and simple with this post in anti-BBF fashion since I have assumed nobody really cares.

 

[Tiervexx]

lol

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

this summer sux.

 

[supersizeme]

bro you need some under armour

 

[Moderate_THIS]

8 pages. by tomorrow.

 

[Nathan]

Okay, here's where I'm at: I understood the first two posts, but Supersizeme and Chaos Mage threw me. I'm not ranking very high on the grasping-jokes meter.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

No doubt orb....some underarmor with fix you right up. Then you can be styling like BBF.

 

[SoreArms]

empty your waste basket more often

 

[BileStew]

Janet called and wanted to come over for sex, but all my towels were dirty. So anywho, I called up Angela who was out with Amber who found out that Angela and I are fuck buddies which didn't sit well with Amber. Who then called Janet and told her to buy her own towels with Stainguard, they work wonders with "maroon".

In all honesty, Amber found out that the college tuition money I don't have anymore, was spent on Under Armour and synthol. She asked me what synthol was and I told her it was a product made for guys looking to be like the staypuff marshmellow man. She believed me. LoL, guess she's not getting any autographed pictues from Gonelifting now.

Anyone want any penis pictures?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Janet called and wanted to come over for sex, but all my towels were dirty. So anywho, I called up Angela who was out with Amber who found out that Angela and I are fuck buddies which didn't sit well with Amber. Who then called Janet and told her to buy her own towels with Stainguard, they work wonders with "maroon".

In all honesty, Amber found out that the college tuition money I don't have anymore, was spent on Under Armour and synthol. She asked me what synthol was and I told her it was a product made for guys looking to be like the staypuff marshmellow man. She believed me. LoL, guess she's not getting any autographed pictues from Gonelifting now.

Anywho, that wasn't bad, but you have to remind me who Janet is again... and you didn't put a single "anywho" in there. I expect better work from a poster of your caliber.

Anna will be here shortly...so can't type long...