mow the lawn

[cozmokramer]

ok... so I was with this girl last night... she's absolutely
great and all... we've been hanging out for a while with
no sexual actions at all...

well last night we both went crazy... as I went down
there... I couldn't believe it... damn she was hairy!

How do I tell her to mow the lawn?

 

[May1010]

Maybe you should ask your wife to tell her.

 

[karsun]

why dont you do it for her.?

 

[velvett]

Maybe you should ask your wife to tell her.

OUCH!


heh.

 

[velvett]

TAlking about fuzzzzzzzzzzzzz



RRRRRRRROWWWWWWWWWWWRRRR
You know goatee, beard, mustache trimmers can be wicked good fun.


YEEEEEEEEEEEEHHAW


tingly!



Uh yah, I know TMI (too much information)

 

[_Outlaw]

Id just tell her shes a hairy bitch and if she like havin that shit licked she needs to trim that shit up.

 

[Sassy69]

Cosmo - If you are "close enough" to her to start talking about those intimate things that turn you/her on, you might ask her if she's ever gone bald down there, see how she feels about it. This might get the conversation started (e.g. she says "Well, do you like girls shaved...") or at least maybe start her thinking. If you are feeling real lucky, you could ask if you can shave her

 

[Winstrol the Pooh]

Ya man, if you guys have already been intimate then start discussing your likes and dislikes in the bedroom in a way that won't hurt her feelings...open yourself up to her and ask her what she finds offensive "in there (pointing to the bedroom)"...just be real gentle about the whole thing and it should all work out well. Good luck

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Ether and a razor blade.

 

[cozmokramer]

We were in the shower together this morning and she
started to shave her legs....

I wanted to say "while you happen to have that thing
out why don't you shave some other areas..."

but I just couldn't do it!