Okay I saw something today that beats all of those.
This old woman is in very good shape, looks like a marathon runner or something. She is about 70 years old. She always comes in wearing these very short shorts, almost up to her ass. She does not look bad for her age, does not have a bad shape, but good lord, she is 70 and therefore has obseen looking wrinkles all over her. She needs to cover up.
Today she was on the stairstepper and while useing it she would throw her arms up in the air, almost as if she was "rasin' the roof" It was crazy. Then she went over to the area with the sit up boards and began to do some sort of dance with weights, I kid you not. She'd do bicep curls whilst thrustin' her hips and legs around. Crazy. She also turns the christian radio station on real loud. Nothing wrong with that but not everyone wants to listen to it I suppose. (It was just a small jambox in the cardio room, so only a few others heard it, not the whole place.)