Funniest thing you've ever seen at the gym.

[Distortion]

Funniest thing was when i was working out in my gym in high school, my friend was doing 185 pound reps, and on like the 8 or 9th one he let out this loud shreak that sounded like a girl getting pinched in the ass... sure enough, the bar was sitting on his chest.. lol, i guess you had to be there to fully enjoy this story, but that shit was funny anyway

hahaha i can seriously picture that, and hearing a sound like that, god thats funny

 

[theoak01]

i just saw soem funny shit tonite
there was this Richard simmons type guy in the gym on the treadmill wearing a unitard with all kinds of hair sticking out ,i mean buddy had a rug all over even on his shoulders and thatwith db's doing bi curls then continuing up with shoulder presses while running about 6 mph,i couldnt help but laugh,he jsut glared at me,then i come back through that area about 15 mins later cuz i had to change a garbage and i see him doing the same thing but on a lifecycle

what a nut

 

[nacius]

whip

There is this real weak college guy that comes into the gym and always does the cable crossovers. Well, he always grabs the cables (from the top pullies) and holds them with arms out like a cross. Then proceeds to watch himself in the mirror as he pretends like he is being whiped and flails his body back and fourth from the "whips of pain". It was really funny at first, now it's getting old.

 

[Welsh power house]

One guy squats 3 plates each side, but only squats no more than 3 inches up and down!!
Another does revrse shrugs with a huge amount of weight but uses his whole fucking body, it really is funny! He has a big upper body, tiny legs, thick glasses and long, unwashed hair.....what a fucking prick!

 

[diablo135]

We get a weekly show at my gym, every wednesday night. Older guy, 55 or so, comes in with his wife. Usually wears spandex shorts and a jacket with no shirt. The ritual is always the same.

He comes up to the squat rack and loads on about 405. No stretching, warmup, nothing like that. The jacket comes off. The dutiful wife loads him up with baby powder or some shit like that. And then, to finish Act 1, she helps him squeeze in to one of those rubber power shirts.

Then Act 2. 30 seconds of huffing and puffing followed by say four or five dead lift reps. The guy screams so much you'd think he was giving birth. And that's usually it. The wife peels off the power shirt. Jacket goes back on and they're off.

I'm looking into getting it on mpeg.

You get it on camera yet?

 

[skaman607]

That would be great

 

[Lumberg]

I shouldn't make fun of her, but she's always giving me dirty looks.

You are misinterpreting her look. That is a lustful look. She wants you, babe.

 

[Lumberg]

this older man couldn't remember the combo or lost his key to his lock in the locker room so he went to the front desk in his undies, no less, instead of his workout clothes(assuming that he had already taken a shower), to have someone remove his lock. well the people at the front desk were busy so he made several trips to and from the locker room and the whole gym was just making fun of this guy. finally after about a half hour, someone broke his lock, and he left fully clothed and the people in the free weight area applauded.

Oh man that is harsh!