My old and current partner thinks he gains weight every time he lifts. He does half the weight he should be doing, he smokes, drinks, does drugs, and eats like a crack head. Buy yet low and behold, he seems to think he gains 15-20 pounds each trip to the gym without the aid of juice !? I have lost it many times and told him to shutup, but lots of times I have pretended to notice a bit of his gains (to keep him coming back I need a new partner