it seems rather gay to turn a plumper thread into a bitch thread...we sound like a bunch of chattering old ladies in this thread for fuck's sake this is a celebration of plumpering!
I've told this plumper tale before and nobody read it but i'll try again...one of the 3 or 4 plumper encounters i have had over the years was about 10 yrs ago. I was at a party and the hour was getting late...the smoke was thick and everybody was trippin on 'cid, except for me and a few others. Ideal plumper hunting weather i might add. I spied a voluptous plumper from across the lounge area. Picture it, about 5'6', 185 lbs, fat/muscular softball chucker. Short brunnette hair, very cute but not hot...anyway i had never spoken to this target before, untill this moment when I approached her and asked her if she wanted to blaze. Ever conscious of my ball-bustin friends, i told her my weed was in my whip and why don't we go there and blaze? Little did she know that i ran out of weed earlier that evening, it was all ruse to get her into my car. When we got inside i acted like i was looking for it and couldn't find it...went through all the motions, looked in the glove etc. Before i knew it this chick was bobbing my knob. Within minutes she was, i was mighty impressed. But also very concerned about my marauding buddies and them wrecking my affair. So i drove a few miles away down a 2 track and parked it. I shagged the stuffing out of this fatty everyway possible in a el camino. My car got fucked up...a mirror broke, my ashtray was smashed by her massive buttchecks, and i blew a load on my own seat. after i was done i immediatley passed out to awake hours later with no clothes on and a fatty sleeping next to me. The drive home was rather uncomfortable, nothing was side minus some nervous laughter...i regretted not hitting it one last time but i knew deep down, a fatty is a one time deal. Anymore than that would be uncivilized. thank you
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