How much did the Heaviest girl you ever slept with weigh?

[jack sparrow]

see? it's not so bad. it's like a journey into the unknown. men are explorers, we conquer things. sometimes you venture forth and see things you've never seen before.

Exactly. She kept me very warm I might add.

 

[H_T_]

180 pounds, volleyball player.

VB playes sounds better than softball player. now those are some thick-legged bitches, right there. you better have a 9'' tool then, cuz you've got 5'' of asscheek to bore past........

 

[H_T_]

anyone wanna wager on the post number of the first woman to poke her head in here and start flaming?? where's Frisk? i know she's had to have slayed a fatty or 2........

 

[JayC9]

Name: Unknown
Weight: 210? Bigger than I but she held it well.
Location: Back of a Ford Falcon stationwagon, Margaret River WA

I was staying at some outback hostel with the usual assorted bunch of pennyless ferrel travellers when I decided to try and spice things up by injecting a couple of bottles of Bundy into the conversation. This girl who claimed she was half Canadian half Navajo pulled me in my stupor into the bush, when she couldn't find a suitable spot she threw me in the back of my stationwagon, ripped my clothes off and had her wicked way. I woke up the following day naked with a bruised pelvis and the memory gap, never saw her again.

 

[H_T_]

Name: Unknown
Weight: 210? Bigger than I but she held it well.
Location: Back of a Ford Falcon stationwagon, Margaret River WA

I was staying at some outback hostel with the usual assorted bunch of pennyless ferrel travellers when I decided to try and spice things up by injecting a couple of bottles of Bundy into the conversation. This girl who claimed she was half Canadian half Navajo pulled me in my stupor into the bush, when she couldn't find a suitable spot she threw me in the back of my stationwagon, ripped my clothes off and had her wicked way. I woke up the following day naked with a bruised pelvis and the memory gap, never saw her again.

yeah, those bigguns aren't pelvic friendly. they slam the shit out of you.

 

[Whiskey]

where's Frisk? i know she's had to have slayed a fatty or 2........

wow bor, you might want to go into protective hiding after that comment. She'll go all Loraina Bobbitt on you

Whiskey

 

[Dial_tone]

Some of you guys are:
1. fooling yourself
2. just ignorant about women's weight
3. flat out liars.

Unless she's 5'2, 130 lbs is nothing on a girl. No wonder white chicks are bulemic and anorexic. I have busted two bills several times and would again in the future, even though my gf is much less. I would have screwed the daylights out of spatts and she was near 200 if not more. Smurfy is fine as hell and she's no pixie.
I guess y'all consider this to be sloppy fat. (She's 155, btw)

 

[H_T_]

wow bor, you might want to go into protective hiding after that comment. She'll go all Loraina Bobbitt on you

Whiskey

for the first few months of reading her posts, i thought she had a cack.

 

[theoak01]

Some of you guys are:
1. fooling yourself
2. just ignorant about women's weight
3. flat out liars.

Unless she's 5'2, 130 lbs is nothing on a girl. No wonder white chicks are bulemic and anorexic. I have busted two bills several times and would again in the future, even though my gf is much less. I would have screwed the daylights out of spatts and she was near 200 if not more. Smurfy is fine as hell and she's no pixie.
I guess y'all consider this to be sloppy fat. (She's 155, btw)

shes proportionate,the girl I nailed was like 5'4,thats a big bitch,if a girl is like 6ft plus fine,but no girl that tall will touch my short ass so it doesnt fit for me lol

 

[H_T_]

Some of you guys are:
1. fooling yourself
2. just ignorant about women's weight
3. flat out liars.

Unless she's 5'2, 130 lbs is nothing on a girl. No wonder white chicks are bulemic and anorexic. I have busted two bills several times and would again in the future, even though my gf is much less. I would have screwed the daylights out of spatts and she was near 200 if not more. Smurfy is fine as hell and she's no pixie.
I guess y'all consider this to be sloppy fat. (She's 155, btw)

What would we quote this one as? 175?