How much did the Heaviest girl you ever slept with weigh?

[KA-BAR]

Well I had a minor problem in Detroit city one time thats why. I have been to just about every major city in the US with no problems at all exept Detroit city so that is why it came to my head first.

and why did you have to get Detroit in this? Isnt there any other city?

 

[KA-BAR]

Its really bad when i know exactly what you are talking about. It kind of ruins the mood because i start laughing. Only been there a few times.

man, you fruits really went off on a fucking tangent here. so let me get it back on track. fat girls sweat. fat + sweat = skin farts. yep, i said it. skin farts.

 

[Gambino]

nah. you guys were firing salvos back and forth. this seems like an unfortunate choice of syntax.

it seems rather gay to turn a plumper thread into a bitch thread...we sound like a bunch of chattering old ladies in this thread for fuck's sake this is a celebration of plumpering!

I've told this plumper tale before and nobody read it but i'll try again...one of the 3 or 4 plumper encounters i have had over the years was about 10 yrs ago. I was at a party and the hour was getting late...the smoke was thick and everybody was trippin on 'cid, except for me and a few others. Ideal plumper hunting weather i might add. I spied a voluptous plumper from across the lounge area. Picture it, about 5'6', 185 lbs, fat/muscular softball chucker. Short brunnette hair, very cute but not hot...anyway i had never spoken to this target before, untill this moment when I approached her and asked her if she wanted to blaze. Ever conscious of my ball-bustin friends, i told her my weed was in my whip and why don't we go there and blaze? Little did she know that i ran out of weed earlier that evening, it was all ruse to get her into my car. When we got inside i acted like i was looking for it and couldn't find it...went through all the motions, looked in the glove etc. Before i knew it this chick was bobbing my knob. Within minutes she was, i was mighty impressed. But also very concerned about my marauding buddies and them wrecking my affair. So i drove a few miles away down a 2 track and parked it. I shagged the stuffing out of this fatty everyway possible in a el camino. My car got fucked up...a mirror broke, my ashtray was smashed by her massive buttchecks, and i blew a load on my own seat. after i was done i immediatley passed out to awake hours later with no clothes on and a fatty sleeping next to me. The drive home was rather uncomfortable, nothing was side minus some nervous laughter...i regretted not hitting it one last time but i knew deep down, a fatty is a one time deal. Anymore than that would be uncivilized. thank you

 

[Gambino]

up for the plumpers out there

 

[H_T_]

i had a rather filthy experince with a fatty & her friend. it was one of the nastiest things i ever had done to me, and it was in public. aye carumba.

 

[needtogetaas]

wow

 

[noltonr]

185 tits and ass

 

[sixxtoes]

It was 6 years ago...the bar was closing and she had more beer. I had no choice.

been down that road before, I got scars, that should be proof enough. Just got the chills thinking about it. rough times my friend, rough times

 

[H_T_]

Fat chicks dig me. i am not here to put down fat women. i love all women, but there is such a thing as too much woman. atleast at one time. maybe if there was a way to spread out the biggness over a few days. big girls know that they are big. but they also know that men will pork them. this makes the American Fatty dangerous. they can damage reputations if it is a Loud-Mouthed Fatty. also, i'll have you know, that fat girls always have nice hair. because it's the only part of them that doesn't get fat. i have seen girls with fat feet. it's true.

 

[Kakdiesel]

i once had a fat sista jocking me. i threw red beans and rice at her. it didnt miss her