How much did the Heaviest girl you ever slept with weigh?

[velvett]

you made me choke on a cruton just now.

I aim to please.

And sometime choke.

Depends on what you're into

 

[jack sparrow]

They can be fat or ugly but not fat and ugly.

My fatty had a super cute face...but damn was she fat.

 

[H_T_]

I aim to please.

And sometime choke.

Depends on what you're into

you make me feel kinda funny.....like a clown....

 

[needtogetaas]

I had a chick that was fat once pull me ontop of her.I was in the woods smokeing some weed with a group of people.evry one started to pass on it and get up and leave.well I wanted to smoke the last of it so I stade till the end.well so didnt this fat girl.ternd out we were the last ones sitting there in the woods.I got up to leave and she grabed me.pulled me ontop off her and started telling me to fuck here.lol.i was so fucken high and so freeked out I got up and started running.the bitch got up and chased me.that bitch could run to.she cout me and draged me down again.she was crying and shit.saying why want you fuck me.I fell so bad for her now but I was like cuz youre fat bitch now let me go.
wow realy that felt good to let go.dame what an ass hole i am.

wtf anny one get my story.I want some one to tell me its ok.

 

[H_T_]

I truly needed this bro. This is a monkey off my back.

don't you mean Mountain Gorilla?

 

[Kakdiesel]

Some of you guys are:
1. fooling yourself
2. just ignorant about women's weight
3. flat out liars.

Unless she's 5'2, 130 lbs is nothing on a girl. No wonder white chicks are bulemic and anorexic. I have busted two bills several times and would again in the future, even though my gf is much less. I would have screwed the daylights out of spatts and she was near 200 if not more. Smurfy is fine as hell and she's no pixie.
I guess y'all consider this to be sloppy fat. (She's 155, btw)

dial tone, dont be condenscending. and no I'm not ignorant about female weight.

Do I find that girl in the picture attractive? not really. so what? its my personal preference.

Im not being a dick, I just find the tone of that post condenscending and guess what? i think its hilariously funny as fucking fuck when one of my boys hooks up with a fatty. do i find the girl in your avi attractive? not really. should you care? no. with guys like me out of the picture, less competition so you should be happy.

you're making a funny as thread into something it shouldnt be: a feminist rant about how the media and guys like us make women bullemic and anorexic. Go take your girl to in-n-out burger and get the double double with onions. and two chocolate milkshakes and chill the fuck out. we're having fun in this thread.

obviously what YOU dont understand that its more than just "weight" and "looks" that make people anorexic and bullemic. fuck i was bullemic for a year bc of the depression i had on top of my constant obsession with my weight.

dont throw around bullemia and anorexia like youre an expert--- and quit ruining threads. you do it all the time.

you gotta problem with this post? Pm me. if not..cheers and no hard feelings. peace.

 

[jack sparrow]

"Next on the WB....the Velvett/HumanTarget show..."

Kind of like an EF version of Sonny and Cher.

 

[jack sparrow]

don't you mean Mountain Gorilla?

She wasnt that hairy...as a matter of fact, she was well groomed

 

[H_T_]

"Next on the WB....the Velvett/HumanTarget show..."

Kind of like an EF version of Sonny and Cher.

i kinda think it's more like Drew Carey or Home Improvement, but with a lot more leather.......

 

[needtogetaas]

ok fuck this thread and evry one in it.