bros, those farts are killing me!!!

[jstrong20]

If you did feel slightly evil you could use your powers to give your girl a dutch oven(dutch oven- This is when you fart in bed and pull the cover over your girls head and hold the sheets down with all your might making sure she and even more importantly the smell doesn't escape).

 

[spector175]

oh my god jstrong
that is usually the last straw before i move to the couch

 

[68GT350]

This is disgusting. My G/F of 4 years has yet to hear or smell my fart. I don't know what she'd do if she did though!!!

Anyone ever have your girl fart while bangin?

 

[Bigsatan13]

Your body will adjust to it after a while. Drink plenty of water besides the protein, this will help the digestion. I'm glad I don't have this problem because my shit don't stink! If you don't believe me you can ask any one of my Bros!

 

[jstrong20]

do you mean a Queeb(pussy-fart) or a real fart?

 

[68GT350]

do you mean a Queeb(pussy-fart) or a real fart?

No, those pussy farts are kinda cute. I mean a real old-fashioned beefaroo...

 

[jstrong20]

not yet but I always look forward to new experiences!

 

[68GT350]

not yet but I always look forward to new experiences!

I wouldn't look forward to that...It's a most uncomfortable, embarassing moment. I couldn't stop laughing for like 20 mins when she did it. Whooooo.

 

[jstrong20]

That is some funny shit if my girl did that I would feel obligated to inform her freinds of her gas problem.

 

[spector175]

that shit is funny
fucking her doggy style and every thrust you hear a poo sound
it is to funny