bros, those farts are killing me!!!

[rperry]

im not sure what hte hell is going on but ive never had a problem with gas when i eat lot of prot. but eversing=ce ive been taking d-bol now im gettin big but im also peeling the paint off the walls. what the fuck is up??? maybe im just retarted!!!

 

[HardasRock]

Join the club, I used to enjoy farting in front of my friends because they were so gross but lately I can't even stand my own. My place smells like a fucking sewer that leaks methane gas. I 'm scared to light a match. I've been taking a product called Beano and I take 3-4 tabs before each meal and now I hardly fart at all. Try it

 

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

protein makes ya stink

 

[spector175]

i smell your pain, my g/f makes me sleep on the couch on bad nights
try some gas-x i heard that works
i would rather she her reaction than not stinking though

 

[ragin']

i go through this day in and day out. at work i pray to the lord above that noone comes into my office after i just ripped one. man, i let out some raunchy shit!! i have to leave my own office sometimes.

 

[spector175]

sometime in class i'll let a left cheek sneak go and blame it on a girl next to me
i'd turn to her a say "that is fucking nasty" and go about my business.
the look on their faces is worth a million dollars

 

[ragin']

jesus, i just farted. peace, guys... i'm outta here.

 

[DocTodd]

try simethicone (aka Gas-X or Flatulex) ....its over the counter and it works by decreasing the surface tension of the gas while its in your intestine and thus allows it to be reabsorbed before exitting.


T

 

[jstrong20]

Fartman remeber only use your power for good and not evil

 

[spector175]

i feel some bad for my g/f
she puts up with my shit more than she should
literatly