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Will the real Bikinimom please stand up, please stand up...

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bikinimom said:
In the words of my dear friend Ranger

"If my sanity were sanitary greatness would be mine"

What the fuck kind of answer is that???


And don't private chat my ass and spew this lyrical shit either.

Post it up here......why are you so nuts lately??
 
Well, I can hear the ring ring ring
the telephone goes ring
Hello, Hello, but we're still gettin busy
pum pump pump - hua!
now your gettin' busy

I can slow it down so you can pump it (pump it)
better move it fast so you can thump it (thump it)
two balls and a bat, a pitcher wears a hat
slidin' into home base, trying to hit a home run, (hua!)
swing batta' batta' batta' batta' batta' swing!
 
WHY AM I SO NUTS YOU ASK?!?!?!?

Do you want the LONG list or the SHORT list?!?!?

In the last week I have been
STALKED
HARASSED
THREATENED
PROBABLY HACKED
I have REPEATEDLY been called a WHORE in front of my children
I have been told that my girls and I can go on WELFARE
I have danced for DOLLARS in DENTAL FLOSS no less
I will have SURGERY within the month
I CAN'T EAT see above
I CAN'T sleep - seel all of the above
I will most likely not get a DIVORCE until sometime in the fall IF EVER
EVERYTHING I have ever said or DONE is going to be laid out in OPEN COURT in an attempt to humiliate me

I am DONE. I have been the best mother and person that I can be and IT AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH so excuse the hell out of me if I am having a FUCKING breakdown!!!!!!!!!!!!

And NO I am not the real BIKINIMOM!!!!!
 
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