watch golf on tv tonight (tiger is playing) or have sex

[hamstershaver]

perfect timing

agreed, i looked at the clock and saw it was 2 minutes to tee off so i knew i had plenty of time to have sex before it started

 

[bullett]

update on last night:
6:58pm made her drop her panties, no foreplay or kissing
pumped
6:59pm finished pumping
7:00pm started approving some posts i liked
7:00pm turned on espn 2 to start watching the golf
8:00pm switched to abc to watch the golf, goosen and mickelson smoke woods and daly 5 & 3

Did Klu get off?

 

[Deterass]

Slap Klu for me and tell her to quit diffusing my Tuc bombs.

 

[SoKlueles]

Slap Klu for me and tell her to quit diffusing my Tuc bombs.

dang
you have a mission, and so do i
peace on EF

 

[artrius]

do it during the commericials, duh

 

[Deterass]

dang
you have a mission, and so do i
peace on EF

He's being a fat prick and deserved the bomb.

 

[pintoca]

Did Klu get off?

I see plenty of time built into that schedule... if she didn't, well, her bad

 

[hamstershaver]

Did Klu get off?

of course not, but my only mission is for me to nut

 

[bullett]

I see plenty of time built into that schedule... if she didn't, well, her bad

LMAO!

 

[bullett]

The match was basically Tiger vs Retief....damn fat ass JD and titty baby Phil shoulda stayed home...