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[Boob Lover II]

When I was the age of most of you guys, I suffered from premature ejaculation. Sucks. Just finished a course in full body massage. My partner really liked to have her butt worked on. I really liked working on her butt. The female instructor and her worked on my butt. That rocked. I figure that being able to tell girls that you give good massages and following up on it has got to be a great way to get lucky. Now I am figuring out if I should tell them that I do full body massages.

 

[8pack]

I read a book on being a Gigalo

ROFLMAO !!!!

 

[frorider6]

Was this some kind of How-To book? "Gigalo For Dummies"

 

[cozmokramer]

wow... premature ejac... most women complain after I've
been going at it for about two hours or so....

 

[SleepingFist]

DON'T DO IT!
I am qualified proffessional masseur (have to point out that I work in Information Technology as a result of the following), however, once I qualified, everybody even mildly close to me was coming along with "Ere, I got this in me shoulder I wonder if you could give it a rub...." and then you get a girlfreind....every night its' "Could ya rub me feet luver ah, gowon, be a lahv...." and it goes on forever....people with cancer, people with acne, people who don't wash....."Ere, I've just 'ad a lung out....its very sore but the scars healed well, couldn't give me a rub I'm well sore..." or "I'm sure a facial will help me with my acne and oral herpes' and "Fuck mate, been on the building site all day, bloody knackered, you couldn't massage my sweaty, hairy, concrete dust back for me...could ya?"
So bollocks, surprise the love of your life with a good knobbing and a strong massage but if you go braodcasting you are a rub machine your gonna look like two things....One a desperate tart who neads to utilise the greed for pleasure response to touch a woman (sad gorses cock of a situation) and if you do get into a relationship, it'l be "rub my feet darlin" every bleedin night and forget the sex 'cuz no amount of massage is gonna make up for a 20 second shag......recomend Kundalini Yoga, a Southern Style Gung Fu system that utelises hard chi gung....or maybe soft but hardre to find and meditation. The combination allows for compression of the uric sphinter (Ive forgotten the specific name, oh well) Kundalini will help you with breathing and control as will the meditation. You can then perform well in bed and have a "I massage too" after during and before sex as opposed to "I can fuck as well as rub your feet" which most girls could find a little awkward....I've tried after opening doors....

 

[big perm]

"Fuck mate, been on the building site all day, bloody knackered, you couldn't massage my sweaty, hairy, concrete dust back for me...could ya?"

Haha, funny shit SleepingFist.

 

[Boob Lover II]

The good thing about being young was that I could just keep right on going and the second woody would arrive very shortly and last a good, long time. Hours for the third woody. Now the first one last well. In fact the last girl freaked at how long we took...made her late. I'm really not desparate just very picky. You got to have a good package when you chase the 10's like I do. I am always working on improvement so I took the course at a local "free university". It was a great deal and I got some killer massages as well. Ever had two girls work on your butt? Even when I didn't know much I found girls wanted more after some rubbing. That is why I am always eager to spread some lotion on them...especially the inner thighs. I've always had magical hands. I was a concert pianist as a kid. I absolutely hated it but my mom forced me.