Told the boss I have a condition called anal glaucoma

[PICK3]

he asked, "what's that"?

I said, "that's where I can't see my ass coming to work this weekend"

 

[wootoom]

dumb

 

[Raptorex]

Lolololololol

 

[matty420]

lol

 

[-SD-]

this is a fairly humourous joke.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lowbrow twits, wheres the funny bit

 

[jh1]

lowbrow twits, wheres the funny bit

Look in ur pants for the funny bit, I hear it usually gets a laugh..

 

[paradox]

You might want to look into getting some new material dude. Just a suggestion.

 

[jerkbox]

I have penile glaucoma

 

[-SD-]

I have penile glaucoma

you cant see your penis coming to pussy this weekend.