Told the boss I have a condition called anal glaucoma

[PICK3]

he asked, "what's that"?

I said, "that's where I can't see my ass coming to work this weekend"

 

[wootoom]

dumb

 

[Raptorex]

Lolololololol

 

[matty420]

lol

 

[-SD-]

this is a fairly humourous joke.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lowbrow twits, wheres the funny bit

 

[jh1]

lowbrow twits, wheres the funny bit

Look in ur pants for the funny bit, I hear it usually gets a laugh..

 

[paradox]

You might want to look into getting some new material dude. Just a suggestion.

 

[jerkbox]

I have penile glaucoma

 

[-SD-]

I have penile glaucoma

you cant see your penis coming to pussy this weekend.

 

[jerkbox]

you cant see your penis coming to pussy this weekend.

I can't see my penis period

 

[PICK3]

you cant see your penis coming to pussy this weekend.

lol! @ jerbox P'WNED!

 

[-SD-]

lol! @ jerbox P'WNED!

see, im not biased

 

[PICK3]

see, im not biased

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to superdave again.

 

[jerkbox]

i pwned myself you chode

 

[-SD-]

i pwned myself you chode

pick3 cant see what you and I can bor.

 

[PICK3]

see, im not biased

btw, this doesn't mean we'll be sharing a bottle of Pinot Noir this weekend while lounging in our sweats enjoying the latest offerings on The Lifetime Channel.

 

[-SD-]

btw, this doesn't mean we'll be sharing a bottle of Pinot Noir this weekend while lounging in our sweats enjoying the latest offerings on The Lifetime Channel.

you felt the geigh overcoming you again, and felt compelled to post this didnt you, its ok rob i have my weak moments also.

 

[PICK3]

you felt the geigh overcoming you again, and felt compelled to post this didnt you, its ok rob i have my weak moments also.

wtf???

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Look in ur pants for the funny bit, I hear it usually gets a laugh..

more like a gleeful squeal, hater

 

[-SD-]

wtf???

lolol at confusing you tonight
its all love
and lifetime channel

 

[RaoulDuke..]

he asked, "what's that"?

I said, "that's where I can't see my ass coming to work this weekend"

does this mean you can rectally smoke medical marijuana?

 

[PICK3]

does this mean you can rectally smoke medical marijuana?

junkie alert!!!

 

[heatherrae]

I thought the punchline was going to be "I can't see sh*t."