So I spent all last week with Americans...

[bluepeter]

Canucks aren't very original huh?

You're right, Americans are much more original.............

American: We're better than you.
Canadian: But we are consistently ranked higher than you in standard of living.
American: We're better than you.
Canadian: But all of our citizens are properly covered by healthcare.
American: We're better than you.
Canadian: But we are renowned for our diverse citizenry and our tolerance toward those different than us.
American: Uh......where is your country located again?

 

[Dougly]

Right over your head there blueballs.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

QT where did you go?

Vegas

Oh another nice thing about America you have sweethearts like Daisy and Pamela.

 

[WODIN]

and this is what I learned.

They love football.
They drink piss for beer.
They have crappy coffee.
They think the rule the world.
They have funny accents.
They don't know shit about geography.
They think there better then Canadians.

You just didn't come to the right part of the country.

 

[TheProject]

Do Canadians even make beer?

 

[bluepeter]

Right over your head there blueballs.

Just fucking with ya bro

 

[bluepeter]

Canadians can't even get HBO, what kind of ish is that?

Uh, yes we can.

 

[SoreArms]

Hey QT, when you went out to breakfast were you surprised that the syrup for your panacakes was readily available in a bottle instead of having to get it out of a maple tree like you're used to?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Do Canadians even make beer?

Molson Labatt I could go on but I am to lazy.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Molson Labatt I could go on but I am to lazy.

Wasn't Molson sold to an American brewer recently? I believe it was sold to Miller.

I guess Molson will turn into American piss water soon.