Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake...

[Cal_21]

Re: Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake.

Jesus christ. I've seen and experienced some random, crazy shit since i've lived here. Rubbed elbows with celebs, gotten drunk with them...seen all sorts of insane and random shit.

but i think this may be the most bizzare. You couldn't even script this if you wanted to. Bear with me, it's a long story..

I went out tonight with a good friend of mine, fairly big in the real estate development community. He said he had a couple of females he knew in town and asked me to tag along.

So we meet up with them in south beach for a few drinks. Both really hot...but it didn't take long to realize they were both boring as shit. I tried throwing on the charm, the jokes etc to liven it up and they were just completely wack and didn't reciprocate the same energy. I knew it was going nowhere

So we go to the Shore Club Hotel(nice hotel with a very cool lounge/club inside). They're boring the fuck out of us, so we separate from the girls. We end up inside in the VIP room and are dancing and mingling.

So i end up in the back, by the pool table and there's this large group of people. I set up the pool table, and this tall attractive blonde comes up to me and starts talking to me and wants to play. So we start playing, and talking. She comes up to me and is very touchy feely...feeling my arms, abs, etc, kissing my cheek.
We start talking and she basically tells me she's here with her whole family. Her cousins, her aunt...bunch of random old people and some younger family members. I'm like damn, you guys are tight knit...kinda weird but cool.

I get to chit chatting with the whole family, and they're giving me and my friend drinks (Cristal, high end vodka).

I figured they're tourists with a tight knit family. Cool... a little odd, since they're very touchy feely WITH EACH OTHER but still good people. In fact i thought one of her cousins was her BF because of the touchy feelyness. Find out that's not the case.
So one of the male cousins is talking to my boy for a long time, and starts asking him for coke.

anyways...i later find out through my friend, the tall blonde girl is DREW ROSENHAUS'S FIANCEE(or wife..didn't get the clarification). Basically the biggest sports agent in the country. He represents all the big names in the NFL
It gets weirder

I confirm it with some of the family members nonchalantly....and i just kinda play it off. They were obviously high rollers

So i'm dancing with her and one of the male cousins goes "do you want to fuck my cousin?". I'm like "what?". and he goes "do you want to fuck my cousin? It's her 30th birthday and she never gets to go out". whoaaaaaaaaaaaa

At this point i'm just laughing it off and don't know what the fuck is going. So of course the two other whores from the beginning of the night find us and start hovering around us.

Me and my boy are so mind boggled at this point we don't know what to do. i'd love to say i manned up and closed the deal, but it just got too strange. i left with her number (the family left and they all bounced shortly after). They left us all their alcohol which was cool.

I don't know if i should call this chick and i'm actually hesitant to post this because it might end up in the tabloids LOL

people are fuckin nuts. that's all i have to say.

I'm sure he has some mighty scurry associates...lol. Calling her prolly wouldn't be the best idea. I mean if you handled your business that night, more power to you. But to call might get you in trouble, paper trail & what not. Just my 2 cc's.

 

[Spartacus]

shoulda fucked her are you kidding me

whiskey dick

 

[jnevin]

That's kind of odd. I see shit like that all the time here. The non mormons tend to be really non mormon here. There used to be this greek family that would always go out and spend shitloads of cash, like 3x per week. The girls they were with were always so hot and I thought they were the guys' girlfriends because they were always so touchy feely with each other. Turned out they were all brothers and sisters and cousins. Creeped me out when I found out.

I wouldn't call her though. That'd be asking for more boolshit than it'd be worth.

 

[ceo]

So i'm dancing with her and one of the male cousins goes..."do you want to fuck my cousin? It's her 30th birthday and she never gets to go out". whoaaaaaaaaaaaa

Me and my boy are so mind boggled at this point we don't know what to do. i'd love to say i manned up and closed the deal, but it just got too strange. i left with her number .

Aahhh...god damn!!!!!!!!!!! Mother fucker, there goes my hard on! You silly little bastard, what the fuck is wrong with you? I must say sir, I had much higher hope in you than this...much higher. I cannot tell you how absolutely disappointed in you I am right this moment.

 

[Burning_Inside]

Re: Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake.

so you could have fucked drew's rosenhaus' fiancee. let's put this in short pictoral.

"honey you did WHAAAT LAST NIGHT!??!?!"

"oh you heard me you smug fuck. calveless wonder. i took his cuban/japanese sawseege and rammed it in my throat. after it's been in my ass. and it tasted gooooooood."

"whatever. you never go out. might as well have been calveless wonder. what a pimp."

"oh now you don't care!??! drew you know what? i'm done with you."

"i'd like to publicly announce that i will no longer be engaged cuz my fiancee is a slut."

"so this calveless wonder fucked up my agent's head and now my multi-million dollar deal is ruined. Imma kill this nigga."

lol good stuff

 

[RottenWillow]

Re: Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake.

Is that really the most fucked up thing you've experienced in the clubs? Granted that was a weird scene, but I've experienced far weirder. When the booze starts flowing, peeps unfurl their freak flags

 

[nimbus]

Re: Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake.

Is that really the most fucked up thing you've experienced in the clubs? Granted that was a weird scene, but I've experienced far weirder. When the booze starts flowing, peeps unfurl their freak flags

we're listening

 

[calveless wonder]

Re: Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake.

Is that really the most fucked up thing you've experienced in the clubs? Granted that was a weird scene, but I've experienced far weirder. When the booze starts flowing, peeps unfurl their freak flags

yeah, i would say so.
i think the high profile of the people involved factored in greatly.
i've seen regular people do degenerate/crazy shit, but they're just scumbags.

 

[all the whey]

Re: Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake.

yeah, i would say so.
i think the high profile of the people involved factored in greatly.
i've seen regular people do degenerate/crazy shit, but they're just scumbags.

all people are scumbags.

 

[needtogetarmy]

Re: Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake.

Is that really the most fucked up thing you've experienced in the clubs? Granted that was a weird scene, but I've experienced far weirder. When the booze starts flowing, peeps unfurl their freak flags

I've seen guys suck themselves in clubs, people do coke off of plastic boobs, and....gulp...moes kiss