Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake...

[calveless wonder]

Re: Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake.

Im moving to South Beach

lol...this is so your type of town.

lots of chests would be shitted on. like i said in my k message.

lots of gorgeous women with no self esteem or substance. perfect targets for poopin


i seriously hope you do move or come down here. you'd be the greatest wingman ever. all the areas i lack in you'd totally pick up the slack and show me how its done

 

[calveless wonder]

Re: Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake.

wtf

who moved this

 

[RottenWillow]

Re: Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake.

i hate that fuckin city with a passion, for many reasons. i can't think about it or hear about it without feeling like crap

whoa..sorry to hear that. City's been good to my family. We're meh-hee-cun immigrants and we've done well here financially. Can relate to having really bad associations with certain places though.

 

[Spartacus]

I was supposed to go to an orgy in atlanta tonight
but that damn driving while revoked ticket last saturday has curbed my plans

 

[RottenWillow]

Re: Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake.

I was supposed to go to an orgy in atlanta tonight....

and then your mom woke you up to clean the garbage and ruined the dream?

 

[calveless wonder]

Re: Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake.

and then your mom woke you up to clean the garbage and ruined the dream?

did you check your K?

curious if it was the same "anya"
she was mexican.

man that'd be really fuckin weird. about the same age group so anything is possible

 

[Wulfgar]

Re: Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake.

lol...this is so your type of town.

lots of chests would be shitted on. like i said in my k message.

lots of gorgeous women with no self esteem or substance. perfect targets for poopin


i seriously hope you do move or come down here. you'd be the greatest wingman ever. all the areas i lack in you'd totally pick up the slack and show me how its done

peeps keep tellin me I got to get down to south beach cause Id be slayin ho's and bitches left and right.
Id cook up some great steamy turds to drop all over the unsuspecting female Florida population.

Whenever you get in a jam with a bitch bro..just think WWWD

 

[calveless wonder]

Re: Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake.

peeps keep tellin me I got to get down to south beach cause Id be slayin ho's and bitches left and right.
Id cook up some great steamy turds to drop all over the unsuspecting female Florida population.

Whenever you get in a jam with a bitch bro..just think WWWD

lol! yes, all the above is true.

i'm just not sure what you would do

 

[Wulfgar]

Re: Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake.

lol! yes, all the above is true.

i'm just not sure what you would do

First off Rosenhaus is a prick
and his fiance needs to be given the rocco treatment just for being associated with that fuck tard.
so rule #1: Always fuck the hot girl

situation is unimportant, opportunity comes in all shapes and sizes.

your story looked like it was basically laid out on a silver platter for you bor

 

[Spartacus]

Re: Out of all the fucked up things i've seen in south beach, tonight takes the cake.

and then your mom woke you up to clean the garbage and ruined the dream?

I expected better